🌈 Blueeyed Butchshell
@blueeyedbutchshell.bsky.social
The butch behind the woman. Master of the lathe, creator of the curated lawn, smoker of the meat. Basically……my wife’s bitch 😎
Queer, ENBY, true neutral
Queer, ENBY, true neutral
It was after 1 am before I fell asleep. My brain is going bananas today, I’m tired and all over the place.
I just need to go to sleep! The rule in our house is if you are having feelings and it’s after 9 pm, you just need to go to sleep. I’m so anxious though
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It was after 1 am before I fell asleep. My brain is going bananas today, I’m tired and all over the place.
I just need to go to sleep! The rule in our house is if you are having feelings and it’s after 9 pm, you just need to go to sleep. I’m so anxious though
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I just need to go to sleep! The rule in our house is if you are having feelings and it’s after 9 pm, you just need to go to sleep. I’m so anxious though
Traveling today and wondering what was done during my most recent surgery bc there was an “anomaly” in my crotch! I got a nice pat down by the female TSA agent
May 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Traveling today and wondering what was done during my most recent surgery bc there was an “anomaly” in my crotch! I got a nice pat down by the female TSA agent
This…..
January 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This…..
When you are using the bathroom at a restaurant and a bunch of kids come in saying it “smells like poop in here, ewww it stinks in here” and you sit on the toilet longer than needed bc you don’t want them to see you leave the stall.
It already smelled when I came in BTW.
It already smelled when I came in BTW.
January 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When you are using the bathroom at a restaurant and a bunch of kids come in saying it “smells like poop in here, ewww it stinks in here” and you sit on the toilet longer than needed bc you don’t want them to see you leave the stall.
It already smelled when I came in BTW.
It already smelled when I came in BTW.
Buying a car is sooo stressful. I accept abundance into my life. I reject anxiety and stress.
January 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Buying a car is sooo stressful. I accept abundance into my life. I reject anxiety and stress.
Up for 24 hours and still seggsy AF
December 21, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Up for 24 hours and still seggsy AF
I’ve had a healthy breakfast of Diet Mtn Dew and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I’ll take that win tyvm!
December 16, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I’ve had a healthy breakfast of Diet Mtn Dew and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I’ll take that win tyvm!
January 21, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Some days I am just barely hanging on. I can’t say that out loud bc letting other help carry my burden makes it harder to hang on.
November 3, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Some days I am just barely hanging on. I can’t say that out loud bc letting other help carry my burden makes it harder to hang on.
Crows are out squaking this morning…hello old friends
September 26, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Crows are out squaking this morning…hello old friends
September 20, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Having a come to Jesus talk with myself about how short life really is and how we all waste so much of it on the wrong things. I’m tired of feeling guilty for setting boundaries, tired of not putting ME first, and I know what I truly need in my life is more joy!
Tell me what brings you joy!
Tell me what brings you joy!
September 20, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Having a come to Jesus talk with myself about how short life really is and how we all waste so much of it on the wrong things. I’m tired of feeling guilty for setting boundaries, tired of not putting ME first, and I know what I truly need in my life is more joy!
Tell me what brings you joy!
Tell me what brings you joy!
Having fun at the Renaissance Festival and literally I am smiling in my mind….
September 17, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Having fun at the Renaissance Festival and literally I am smiling in my mind….
Tell me your WORST interview experience! DM me your experience and I will post them anonymously. The juicier the better! And……..GO
Bad interview to start my workday. Sure why not. I always feel bad for candidates when they really bomb an interview.
September 6, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Tell me your WORST interview experience! DM me your experience and I will post them anonymously. The juicier the better! And……..GO
Bad interview to start my workday. Sure why not. I always feel bad for candidates when they really bomb an interview.
September 6, 2023 at 12:55 PM
Bad interview to start my workday. Sure why not. I always feel bad for candidates when they really bomb an interview.
Celebrity sighting before we left the campground this morning. IYKYK
August 6, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Celebrity sighting before we left the campground this morning. IYKYK
Debating on if I want to shave my legs. On one hand I have been too lazy to shave them and the hair doesn’t really bother me. But on the other hand I do miss rubbing my smooth legs together.
July 25, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Debating on if I want to shave my legs. On one hand I have been too lazy to shave them and the hair doesn’t really bother me. But on the other hand I do miss rubbing my smooth legs together.
There is a woman in the bathroom stall next to me having a full on conversation with someone on the phone. It’s a bit distracting when I am trying to concentrate on pooping.
July 19, 2023 at 8:41 PM
There is a woman in the bathroom stall next to me having a full on conversation with someone on the phone. It’s a bit distracting when I am trying to concentrate on pooping.
Worked from my camper today since I only painted 1/2 of my office yesterday. Going to finish up after work today……..maybe.
July 17, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Worked from my camper today since I only painted 1/2 of my office yesterday. Going to finish up after work today……..maybe.
Eating goat cheese is like licking a dirty armpit. 🤢🤮
July 11, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Eating goat cheese is like licking a dirty armpit. 🤢🤮
Well, that didn’t go according to plan……whoops!
June 30, 2023 at 12:11 AM
Well, that didn’t go according to plan……whoops!
Talking to a peer this morning about an employee that they reached out for advice about…….mood in the HR suite
June 22, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Talking to a peer this morning about an employee that they reached out for advice about…….mood in the HR suite
What do you do when you have NO focus at all and the brain squirrels keep jumping from limb to limb? Send help!
June 19, 2023 at 5:26 PM
What do you do when you have NO focus at all and the brain squirrels keep jumping from limb to limb? Send help!
Today’s poll:
Are pants necessary today?
Are pants necessary today?
June 14, 2023 at 11:36 AM
Today’s poll:
Are pants necessary today?
Are pants necessary today?