Jamón Bagel
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Jamón Bagel
@bluegodzilla.bsky.social
Intergalactic Fashion Pirate

I love yelling GO when you clearly have no chance.
You’re dead wrong. All of our political leaders have failed us. It’s on us now. Blaming anyone other than the actual thugs and those who direct them is foolish and distracting.
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I mean, you could make a strong argument that Trump already is a dictator.
January 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
More support for the “stupidest timeline” hypothesis.
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 AM
All time skeet right there.
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Was at a fancy party on a golf course (I don’t golf). Started choking on a bone-dry piece of teriyaki chicken that I got from the dude with the tray. Staggered onto the putting green, caught my foot in the golf hole, tore up my ankle, fell to the ground, and spit up the chicken upon landing.
January 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Thanks David, appreciate your work and not arguing at all, just smh’ing at the whole thing.
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Cool to know we can use special forces raids for foreign extradition now.
January 5, 2026 at 9:48 PM
If you drop in a period and end this at the word “franchise,” it actually leads to an amazing, and true, success story.
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Umm, what law, exactly?
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Also that’s just mean. I fully understand probability, but you can’t just make up a statistic and call it an example when you’ve drawn a definitive conclusion based on no concrete evidence.
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Just asking for a source.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 AM
If those are also facts, please cite source.
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I understand data points, it’s the definitive conclusion that troubles me.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
So your American dishwasher has been going strong for 13 years, but I should definitely spend more on European for the renown?
December 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
💯
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sounds like someone got caught in some school dropoff traffic and the rage just built and built.
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
…but I repeat myself.
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Agree with everyone on here. For swimming, I’ve used a pull buoy early on if the injury can’t tolerate kicking.
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
💯
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Why are kids named Devin or Devon always so damned quick? Named my kid Devin…it worked.
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Plus it’s named after an apparently very cubically shaped canine. Extra points.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Box Dog is the bomb. Employee owned and their work is pristine.
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’ve long thought that whales must maintain intricate and detailed oral histories. It’s an amazing thing to ponder.
December 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Word. Hella overrated flick.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM