Jess ✨👩🏻‍💻💜
bluegrassjess.bsky.social
Jess ✨👩🏻‍💻💜
@bluegrassjess.bsky.social
Generally pretty smart, frequently bested by mini blinds. 💅🏼 Enjoy occasional quips & thoughts I need to chuck into the void. 🤹🏼

✨Kentuckian. Queer. Business Owner. Professional Hype man. 2w3. ENFP. Triple Fire Sign. Chronically Ill. She/They.
I love that Family Feud has such a straightforward and beautifully retro futurism vibes that they developed years ago and stuck with it. Beautiful!
a man and a woman on a game show with the words name a way to save democracy on the bottom
ALT: a man and a woman on a game show with the words name a way to save democracy on the bottom
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September 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me, diagnosed with multiple chronic illnesses & pain conditions:

“Idk my pain isn’t THAT bad most of the time. Like right now it’s mild to moderate at most”

Also me, that exact moment: *holding my breath while moving & short of breath while doing anything but sitting due to pain.*

“Oh, shit.”
September 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
As an Old™️on FB, can I just say how frustrating the TeeDoo app bots are?! Every time I’m reading a cute, well written story about the adorable craft, BAM we found someone on this AMAZING app to solve my elderly aunts problem or whatever. Fairly sure the app is fake?! I miss humans on social media.
August 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The second the wheel came out on @gamechangershow.bsky.social I told my partner how excited I am for the BTS episode! @samreich.bsky.social I think the props & set wondersmiths deserve their own spinoff show! I want to know all of it!
July 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When your week is so fucked that you wonder if you should text your therapist a preview like: “GIRL. You just WAIT until our appointment, you’re going to 👏🏻 lose 👏🏻your 👏🏻shit!”
June 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Lying in bed meditating before sleep, noticing how much I’m really feeling my throat chakra!

I’ve been working on my mindfulness practice & mind body connection, so yay, progress!

Ah but you see, it’s really just that I’m allergic to my bestie’s cats where I’m staying.

Anyway, I’ll take magic. ✨
April 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Ways I’m a troll to myself.
January 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM