Brimmy Osbourne
@bluehatbrimmy.bsky.social
Student at South Park Elementary. I’m often mistaken for Craig because I wear blue.
Do not… Do not hurt me. Please. Please. 😰
December 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Do not… Do not hurt me. Please. Please. 😰
I’m not having liposuction.
December 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’m not having liposuction.
These scales are wrong. These scales have to be wrong.
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 AM
These scales are wrong. These scales have to be wrong.
[in the hospital]
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
[in the hospital]
Look at the fucking state of me. I’m a nervous wreck.
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Look at the fucking state of me. I’m a nervous wreck.
📱 Do you know what you are?! You’re a big bag of shit! [throws his phone across the room]
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
📱 Do you know what you are?! You’re a big bag of shit! [throws his phone across the room]
[tearful] Poor us, eh?
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
[tearful] Poor us, eh?
Kenny shouldn’t have saved my life.
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Kenny shouldn’t have saved my life.
[stands in the middle of the road waiting for a car to hit him]
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
[stands in the middle of the road waiting for a car to hit him]
I still feel bad for how I spoke to Butters when my grandma died. It wasn’t his fault. The truth is, I was still harbouring a grudge against him for hitting me two years ago. I should have just accepted his apology instead of acting like a childish asshole.
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I still feel bad for how I spoke to Butters when my grandma died. It wasn’t his fault. The truth is, I was still harbouring a grudge against him for hitting me two years ago. I should have just accepted his apology instead of acting like a childish asshole.
That was a shit Thanksgiving. It’s gonna be a shit Christmas.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
That was a shit Thanksgiving. It’s gonna be a shit Christmas.
I haven’t eaten for two days.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I haven’t eaten for two days.
Is it worth making any plans for my future?
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Is it worth making any plans for my future?
Tell Mr. Capaldi that I won’t be in school for a while.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tell Mr. Capaldi that I won’t be in school for a while.
Wishing Butters a speedy recovery. 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wishing Butters a speedy recovery. 🙏
My grandma has advanced Alzheimer’s. She has no idea who I am.
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My grandma has advanced Alzheimer’s. She has no idea who I am.
A simple “no thank you” would have been sufficient.
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A simple “no thank you” would have been sufficient.
I could have been watching Sophie Grigson peeling a banana or washing a cucumber!
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I could have been watching Sophie Grigson peeling a banana or washing a cucumber!
[trying not to cry] I’m in control of my emotions. Control of my… I am an officer! Officer. My duty… My duty… My duty is to… [starts crying] Too late. Too late. I am sorry. [composes himself] 2… 2…4…6… 6… 6 times… 6 times… [breaks down crying] 6 times and 30…
October 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
[trying not to cry] I’m in control of my emotions. Control of my… I am an officer! Officer. My duty… My duty… My duty is to… [starts crying] Too late. Too late. I am sorry. [composes himself] 2… 2…4…6… 6… 6 times… 6 times… [breaks down crying] 6 times and 30…
Stand! No farther. [laughs] No escape for you. You either leave this bois blooded or with my blood on your swords.
October 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Stand! No farther. [laughs] No escape for you. You either leave this bois blooded or with my blood on your swords.
SLANDERERS! RUTHERFORD LOVERS! BUNCH OF PENISES! 😡
September 28, 2025 at 10:26 PM
SLANDERERS! RUTHERFORD LOVERS! BUNCH OF PENISES! 😡
Well, what the fuck! 😡
September 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Well, what the fuck! 😡
Nobody likes physics.
September 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Nobody likes physics.
Why is everybody turning into plushies?
September 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why is everybody turning into plushies?