What’s the fucking point of pissing in a water bottle and leaving it on the ground. Piss where it can be washed away you fucking freak

The irony of becoming what you once worked against.

Wow the train conductor performance in DCC 3 is fucking horrible

Some one says they like dc and would live here but don’t wanna live in the south.
Sister I got bad news. Dc is the south.

Some tourist in dc for the parade: well what goes down must go up!”

Oof

For over charged and an order missing an item at a taco truck today. I blame ICE.

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood

Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

What’s your least favorite Christmas gift this year? I’ll go first it’s my neighbor giving their socially awkward child a go-cart. We live in an apartment. He just drives it down the halls and refuses to talk to anyone as he does it.

Visiting my in-laws, my partner and I went on a little day trip when we got back we realized I’d lost my glasses. Since I never took my sunglasses off we were sure it must still be at the house. Searched for a good while. Even grabbed flashlights and walked the street to see if they were in the road