BlueMuhgoo
@bluemuhgoo.bsky.social
Outraged Online | 4th Dimensional Spaceman
Divine Deputy Oracle
Chief Executive Officer of the Peanut Gallery
Divine Deputy Oracle
Chief Executive Officer of the Peanut Gallery
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BlueMuhgoo
@bluemuhgoo.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Unfocused, under stimulated, silently going ballistic in my office chair.
Dell always wanting an update. How bout you downdate? Parallel date. Go crosseyed, you digital keeping-up-with-the-jones ass pop-up.
January 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Dell always wanting an update. How bout you downdate? Parallel date. Go crosseyed, you digital keeping-up-with-the-jones ass pop-up.
The DOS is the boss
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The DOS is the boss
Watched Apocalypse Now and All Quiet on the Western Front last night. Both first time, back to back. Both on YouTube, for free and full length. My enrichment is through the roof.
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Watched Apocalypse Now and All Quiet on the Western Front last night. Both first time, back to back. Both on YouTube, for free and full length. My enrichment is through the roof.
GREAT BLIZZARD OF '26. 3 MILLION FEET OF SNOW. BREADS AND EGGS ARE EXTINCT.
January 25, 2026 at 6:40 PM
GREAT BLIZZARD OF '26. 3 MILLION FEET OF SNOW. BREADS AND EGGS ARE EXTINCT.
Hi. Install your offline games before the snow and ice comes and you lose internet. Thanks.
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Hi. Install your offline games before the snow and ice comes and you lose internet. Thanks.
What is having no money but wanting tailored suits, afternoon tea, Boston dinners, and luxury vehicles without taking advantage of my fellow humans or hording wealth called?
Ethically decadent?
Ethically decadent?
January 23, 2026 at 6:27 PM
What is having no money but wanting tailored suits, afternoon tea, Boston dinners, and luxury vehicles without taking advantage of my fellow humans or hording wealth called?
Ethically decadent?
Ethically decadent?
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I'd blow up the Death Star for a hot dog right now.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'd blow up the Death Star for a hot dog right now.
Mulching negativity to use as fertilizer for creativity.
Refreshed the space with new decor.
Refreshed the space with new decor.
January 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Mulching negativity to use as fertilizer for creativity.
Refreshed the space with new decor.
Refreshed the space with new decor.
Big lunch and hot shower got me like
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Big lunch and hot shower got me like
I loathe Feds. The Feds ruin lives. Dysfunctional and dangerous. ICE, IRS, Dept. of (In)Justice, Law Enforcement. All too big, bloated, wasteful, all misguided. Congress is a problem too for letting it happen (and making it happen).
Justice for the innocent.
Justice for the innocent.
January 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I loathe Feds. The Feds ruin lives. Dysfunctional and dangerous. ICE, IRS, Dept. of (In)Justice, Law Enforcement. All too big, bloated, wasteful, all misguided. Congress is a problem too for letting it happen (and making it happen).
Justice for the innocent.
Justice for the innocent.
I feel like coco puffs used to have Hershey's cocoa powder in them and now it's just corn syrup and artificial chocolate liqueur. Idk but it's not like it used to be.
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I feel like coco puffs used to have Hershey's cocoa powder in them and now it's just corn syrup and artificial chocolate liqueur. Idk but it's not like it used to be.
Hey if you need to figure out which floorboards in your house are squeaky, apparently I'm your guy. I just have to come over at an unreasonable hour while you're sleeping, otherwise this talent doesn't seem to work.
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Hey if you need to figure out which floorboards in your house are squeaky, apparently I'm your guy. I just have to come over at an unreasonable hour while you're sleeping, otherwise this talent doesn't seem to work.
What's good for the goose is good for the gaggle.
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
What's good for the goose is good for the gaggle.
The office is too dry. I'm 70% water and they put me in the desert.
January 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The office is too dry. I'm 70% water and they put me in the desert.
It's always "dance, monkey, dance!" and never "Super Monkey Ball!"
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
It's always "dance, monkey, dance!" and never "Super Monkey Ball!"
I truly believe Ghost Ship Games wants me to be happy.
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I truly believe Ghost Ship Games wants me to be happy.
Alright here we go 😬
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Alright here we go 😬
Literally Divine Deputy Oracle.
Gotta get a new gpu before prices triple which means I gotta get a new psu to handle it which means I gotta spend next weekend doing cable management.
It'll be fun and the end result will be good. I like getting to tinker in my PC.
It'll be fun and the end result will be good. I like getting to tinker in my PC.
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Literally Divine Deputy Oracle.
Did you get any FIDDLE FADDLE for Christmas?
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Did you get any FIDDLE FADDLE for Christmas?
Dear food service,
I'm making a law that says you can only use the word "with" twice on your whole menu. Punishment for violation is peeling duty daily for 2 weeks and mandatory attendance on brunch holidays for a year.
Thanks.
I'm making a law that says you can only use the word "with" twice on your whole menu. Punishment for violation is peeling duty daily for 2 weeks and mandatory attendance on brunch holidays for a year.
Thanks.
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Dear food service,
I'm making a law that says you can only use the word "with" twice on your whole menu. Punishment for violation is peeling duty daily for 2 weeks and mandatory attendance on brunch holidays for a year.
Thanks.
I'm making a law that says you can only use the word "with" twice on your whole menu. Punishment for violation is peeling duty daily for 2 weeks and mandatory attendance on brunch holidays for a year.
Thanks.
I just housed a club sub that was made by four of the Mario brothers who were running the Jersey Mike's.
December 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I just housed a club sub that was made by four of the Mario brothers who were running the Jersey Mike's.
The mighty honey graham cracker acting as a metaphorical buttress to my recovery position.
December 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The mighty honey graham cracker acting as a metaphorical buttress to my recovery position.
4 days of cognac for breakfast and now I have to go back to this nonsense. We can't change society fast enough. I shouldn't have to be sober at work.
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
4 days of cognac for breakfast and now I have to go back to this nonsense. We can't change society fast enough. I shouldn't have to be sober at work.
Annual December stew underway.
December 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Annual December stew underway.
How it feels to get Megabonked
a man is peeking out from behind a door with a flame coming out of his head .
ALT: a man is peeking out from behind a door with a flame coming out of his head .
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December 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
How it feels to get Megabonked