Aries, he’s just standing there… menacingly!

Dedan will be waking me up gently (GET THE FUCK UP)

Someone gotta help him

In addition to the Dedan Plush, we also have two more items added to the OFF collection: The Meat Fountain Desk Mat and Zone Guardian Pin Set.

Wish this was an irl item so I don’t get crit mid day with brain fog 🙏

1% is still 1% never give up

“SHUT THE FUCK UP” is what dedan would say when he hears me breath in my own room 🤣 it’ll be day 2 and he knows I’ll go into a ramble about seagulls 🤣🤣🤣

Fr I remember that, like omg what a reach and then GETTING HIT WITH THAT??? Hell nah, that was wild. Funny looking back, horrifying at the time 😭🤣 fr got me pulling my phone back and looking dumbfounded 🤣🤣🤣

Lmao this zine is peak, ultimate rage bait w/o even trying. Also I remember ppl saying that about ur soap one, fucking awful thing to say and came outta nowhere. Legit didn’t know about that comic until they talked about it 💀 Ppl on TikTok are weird, sometimes it reminds me of Twitter 💀💀💀

So scandalous!

If I saw this man greeting me to the spooky season, I may or may not ask for a ring (but he might run bc I love pumpkin pie)

She’s so cute, I’ve never seen her, and what a shame to have never seen her until now. She’s even a taco

HECK YEAH!

When the cricket starts chirping at middle of the night