BlueRidge Brian⚓
@blueridgebri.bsky.social
George Carlin stan. sarcasm prone anti-fascist farmer.
MSM is not your friend.
No FB lists!! = You want ants? That’s how you get ants!!
MSM is not your friend.
No FB lists!! = You want ants? That’s how you get ants!!
When you can eat your kink it’s no longer just a snack…
Stay weird LA but keep that sht to yourself 🤦🏻♂️
Stay weird LA but keep that sht to yourself 🤦🏻♂️
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
When you can eat your kink it’s no longer just a snack…
Stay weird LA but keep that sht to yourself 🤦🏻♂️
Stay weird LA but keep that sht to yourself 🤦🏻♂️
I chuckled like smugly
a cartoon dog is covering his mouth with his hand while making a funny face .
Alt: a cartoon dog is covering his mouth with his hand while making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I chuckled like smugly
Oh good. I have no idea who she is or what happened. Hopefully it stays that way.
December 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Oh good. I have no idea who she is or what happened. Hopefully it stays that way.
Only faces five years tho. That’s bullshit. He’s responsible for everything.
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Only faces five years tho. That’s bullshit. He’s responsible for everything.
Reposted by BlueRidge Brian⚓
State Dept. source speculated to me in March that the purpose of making fentanyl a WMD "is a combination of designating fentanyl cartels as terrorist organizations and creating justification for conducting military operations in Mexico and Canada" and "deporting drug users who are not citizens."
Trump to declare 'illicit' fentanyl 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' per draft EO
A copy of the draft was obtained and reviewed by The Handbasket.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
State Dept. source speculated to me in March that the purpose of making fentanyl a WMD "is a combination of designating fentanyl cartels as terrorist organizations and creating justification for conducting military operations in Mexico and Canada" and "deporting drug users who are not citizens."
U see the alttxt? 🤭
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
U see the alttxt? 🤭
Happy Birthday Jim 🎉🎉🥳🥳🎂
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Happy Birthday Jim 🎉🎉🥳🥳🎂
I was like “want” list but it’s only $100 and walking into the bathroom and singing prince every single time, well the added lifetime entertainment value is inching it to the “need” column 😂😂
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I was like “want” list but it’s only $100 and walking into the bathroom and singing prince every single time, well the added lifetime entertainment value is inching it to the “need” column 😂😂
I can’t tell if you’re grossed out or picking whether this is in the “need” or “want” list.🤷♂️
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I can’t tell if you’re grossed out or picking whether this is in the “need” or “want” list.🤷♂️
The same earworm twice in one day is unfair tho 😂😂
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The same earworm twice in one day is unfair tho 😂😂
I was wondering where my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma left the swear jar.
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I was wondering where my great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma left the swear jar.
The cat or the hooman?
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The cat or the hooman?
I laughed way too much at this answer. 😂😂
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I laughed way too much at this answer. 😂😂
I mean we are talking about…
Nope, never mind, I will stop there and go make lunch…
Nope, never mind, I will stop there and go make lunch…
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I mean we are talking about…
Nope, never mind, I will stop there and go make lunch…
Nope, never mind, I will stop there and go make lunch…
At first I didn’t see the ax and well thought she was holding something completely different 😳😂😂
December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
At first I didn’t see the ax and well thought she was holding something completely different 😳😂😂
Whistle PTSD will be a thing one day. I chuckle knowing that for the rest of their lives every time they hear a whistle they won’t be able to sleep that night.
December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Whistle PTSD will be a thing one day. I chuckle knowing that for the rest of their lives every time they hear a whistle they won’t be able to sleep that night.
I checked my phone this morning, before coffee, and it said -2… I checked it again after my first cup and a cat musta changed it to Celsius 😂
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I checked my phone this morning, before coffee, and it said -2… I checked it again after my first cup and a cat musta changed it to Celsius 😂
I mean Maralago on a really hot day in my imagination would smell like a Singapore silicone factory. It’s like a buffet line of unique STDs and gender affirming care that for some reason they all want to look like jigsaw from Saw.
December 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I mean Maralago on a really hot day in my imagination would smell like a Singapore silicone factory. It’s like a buffet line of unique STDs and gender affirming care that for some reason they all want to look like jigsaw from Saw.
Still love those boots😂
December 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Still love those boots😂
Whatever makes you laugh you weirdo 😂😂
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Whatever makes you laugh you weirdo 😂😂
He married the gun. That’s just the model that works at the pawn shop he got it from.
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
He married the gun. That’s just the model that works at the pawn shop he got it from.
The real reason they decided to date is that their STDs are compatible.
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The real reason they decided to date is that their STDs are compatible.
Alt-alt-txt Gene Simmons and Alice Cooper with blond hair.
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Alt-alt-txt Gene Simmons and Alice Cooper with blond hair.