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Book cover of The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen
December 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Without question it has to be James Urbaniak
John Doar James Urbaniak
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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It’s giving me this vibe:
Still from The Office with Steve Carell as Michael Scott in front of a whiteboard reading “‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky’ -Michael Scott”
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Katharine Ross and Dustin Hoffman in the final shot of The Graduate. They sit next to other in the back of a bus, looking forward. She has a wedding veil on her head.
December 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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“It’s toasted.”
Jon Hamm as Don Draper in the show Mad Men. He’s speaking to people offscreen, standing in front of a chalkboard with “Lucky Strikes” written on it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Jamie Dimon the investment banker?
Jim Downey on Conan O’Brien’s podcast in the middle of doing a comedy bit about Jeffrey Epstein
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Pictured: “warriors”
Military drone pilots control joysticks from cushy chairs in front of an array of monitors
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Things like this:
A bottle of vanilla-flavored Natural Bliss coffee creamer. The label says “Real milk & cream”
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Noted swinger and cuckolding fetishist Roger Stone in some dumbass sunglasses with a dumbass look on his face
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Remember when he disappeared for five days and this was the first photo someone got of him afterwards? Whatever treatment he keeps getting clearly makes him retain fluids like crazy
Low-quality telephoto pic of Donald Trump in a red MAGA hat. His face and neck are weirdly bloated. He looks like, and I can’t stress this enough, absolute shit
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Give it the ol’ landlord special
A dead roach stuck to a wall by having been painted over, presumably by a cheap, lazy landlord, or in other words, “a landlord”
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Scene from Nathan Fielder’s “The Rehearsal” in which a man is on a practice date. A large group of people dressed identically to him surround him, mimicking his actions as he’s doing them
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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ONE OF US… ONE OF US…
An unnecessarily terrifying photo of Tom Brady and Tony Dungy looking like they’re watching you take a sip of the poisoned drink they just handed you
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Name one who takes more visible glee in destroying homeless people’s only earthly possessions in between complaining about trans women playing sports
Gavin Newsom doing a news interview in front of a cleared-out homeless encampment, grinning like a sociopath about destroying the lives of his unhoused constituents
October 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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My favorite is still the Super Nintendo space side-scrolling shoot-em-up Phalanx, which they somehow decided was best illustrated by a photograph of an old man playing the banjo
Box cover for Super Nintendo game Phalanx, prominently featuring a bearded old man in overalls playing the banjo for some godforsaken reason
October 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Advertisement for “500KG Crushed Ice Maker”
October 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Make sure to always have your portable anti-surveillance technology handy
Can of Safety Red Rust-oleum brand spray paint
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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“This is a nice artisanal kombucha shop you’ve got here… Be a shame if something happened to it.”
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen in Portlandia
October 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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“The President plans to contribute some of his own money as well”
Crudely drawn cartoon of ribbon badge with text “FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD”
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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When they ask who’s number one in DVOA after six weeks
Promotional image for the HBO series Veep showing the main characters in a parody of the famous painting of George Washington crossing the Potomac
October 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Old habits die hard
Scene from January 6th 2021 insurrection at Capital building in Washington DC. Insurrectionist scale an exterior wall with a Trump 2020 flag in the foreground
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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ICE agents were like
Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave with caption “That’s gonna kill me. That’s real. That lives with us on Earth.”
October 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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It’s meant to be
Kat Abughazaleh for Congress graphic with angled orange and blue text Disco Elysium title screen with angled orange and blue text
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Image from The Death of Stalin showing an actor portraying Joseph Stalin lying dead on the floor of his office as two subordinates stand awkwardly nearby, looking down at the body.
October 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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“You know… for women!”
Still frame from The Hudsucker Proxy. Tim Robbins’ character holds up a wrinkled piece of paper with a circle drawn in pencil in the center of the page.
September 29, 2025 at 6:26 AM