Shane Fattier
@blueshellofdoom.bsky.social
Former small town sports editor. Bad at bios. Above average at fat puns. Proud member of #TeamFats
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Coquito season
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Coquito season
Tonight’s NBA schedule? 🔥🔥
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Tonight’s NBA schedule? 🔥🔥
I guess I’m never getting that gas money
August 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I guess I’m never getting that gas money
Feeling like I’m in severance every time I step through the elevator doors
May 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Feeling like I’m in severance every time I step through the elevator doors
I love this team
May 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I love this team
Out here crushing these easy Sudokus. Shout out the first 30 mins of work dedicated to NYT morning games 😂
April 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Out here crushing these easy Sudokus. Shout out the first 30 mins of work dedicated to NYT morning games 😂
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Arroz con gandules + carne frita on a Friday because this week was long as fuck
Arroz con gandules + carne frita on a Friday because this week was long as fuck
March 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Arroz con gandules + carne frita on a Friday because this week was long as fuck
Arroz con gandules + carne frita on a Friday because this week was long as fuck
Thank you to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for this gem, comparing cap numbers. Go Birds.
January 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Thank you to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for this gem, comparing cap numbers. Go Birds.
Of course Texas. Of course.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Of course Texas. Of course.
Nasty push alert. We’ve been having “fix the all star weekend” takes for how many years now?
January 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Nasty push alert. We’ve been having “fix the all star weekend” takes for how many years now?
Walk into the break room and like…why do people just not clear it out? Literally one button.
January 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Walk into the break room and like…why do people just not clear it out? Literally one button.
I guess if it was between the claws and the Texas sign, the Texas was the better option?
But also, "eat em up, cats" is fun to say 😂
But also, "eat em up, cats" is fun to say 😂
January 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I guess if it was between the claws and the Texas sign, the Texas was the better option?
But also, "eat em up, cats" is fun to say 😂
But also, "eat em up, cats" is fun to say 😂
The annual “ok bye fantasy football” app deletion
January 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The annual “ok bye fantasy football” app deletion
Touching grass
December 21, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Touching grass
lmao Go Birds
December 16, 2024 at 12:33 AM
lmao Go Birds
Coquito again
December 14, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Coquito again
Pork belly ramen
December 8, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Pork belly ramen
First coquito of the season. 🫡🇵🇷
November 27, 2024 at 7:24 PM
First coquito of the season. 🫡🇵🇷
My guy was eating like Fred Flinstone
November 26, 2024 at 6:31 PM
My guy was eating like Fred Flinstone
my nemesis in Marvel Snap my last 2 weeks
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 PM
my nemesis in Marvel Snap my last 2 weeks
*me if given work to do tomorrow*
November 26, 2024 at 2:24 AM
*me if given work to do tomorrow*
Literally got one tonight but they forgot the straw
November 24, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Literally got one tonight but they forgot the straw
Breakfast taco o’clock
November 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Breakfast taco o’clock