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Shane Fattier
@blueshellofdoom.bsky.social
Former small town sports editor. Bad at bios. Above average at fat puns. Proud member of #TeamFats

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Coquito season
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Tonight’s NBA schedule? 🔥🔥
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sicko hours
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I guess I’m never getting that gas money
August 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Feeling like I’m in severance every time I step through the elevator doors
May 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I love this team
May 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Out here crushing these easy Sudokus. Shout out the first 30 mins of work dedicated to NYT morning games 😂
April 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Arroz con gandules + carne frita on a Friday because this week was long as fuck
March 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Thank you to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for this gem, comparing cap numbers. Go Birds.
January 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Of course Texas. Of course.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Nasty push alert. We’ve been having “fix the all star weekend” takes for how many years now?
January 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Walk into the break room and like…why do people just not clear it out? Literally one button.
January 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I guess if it was between the claws and the Texas sign, the Texas was the better option?
But also, "eat em up, cats" is fun to say 😂
January 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The annual “ok bye fantasy football” app deletion
January 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Touching grass
December 21, 2024 at 8:31 PM
lmao Go Birds
December 16, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Coquito again
December 14, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Pork belly ramen
December 8, 2024 at 9:28 PM
First coquito of the season. 🫡🇵🇷
November 27, 2024 at 7:24 PM
My guy was eating like Fred Flinstone
November 26, 2024 at 6:31 PM
my nemesis in Marvel Snap my last 2 weeks
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 PM
*me if given work to do tomorrow*
November 26, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Literally got one tonight but they forgot the straw
November 24, 2024 at 4:46 AM
November 23, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Breakfast taco o’clock
November 23, 2024 at 3:44 PM