@blueshiftstranger.bsky.social
Mostly ambulance driver, occasional healer, constantly anxious. "Don't let it fool you into thinkin' you don't care" sometimes i try to imagine myself as carl's impression of frylock.
one of the previous ceos of united healthcare (not that one, the one before that one) retired with a compensation package worth $240 million or so.
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
one of the previous ceos of united healthcare (not that one, the one before that one) retired with a compensation package worth $240 million or so.
you fear being at the same level as the rest of us more than you fear the deaths of strangers
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
you fear being at the same level as the rest of us more than you fear the deaths of strangers
who the hell is making these signs
December 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
who the hell is making these signs
I carry a weapon of mass destruction for forty hours a week.
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I carry a weapon of mass destruction for forty hours a week.
@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social Show me your Sleepo.
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social Show me your Sleepo.
She's gone as of about 515 today.
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
She's gone as of about 515 today.
i've almost been forced into the side of that truck twice this week, because lyndale rush hour remains lyndale rush hour
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i've almost been forced into the side of that truck twice this week, because lyndale rush hour remains lyndale rush hour
the most toxic liberal
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
the most toxic liberal
the only thing that keeps them from ruling the world is their lifespan. (cephalpods are hella neat)
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the only thing that keeps them from ruling the world is their lifespan. (cephalpods are hella neat)
bwubwubwu my moral equivalency. wrony in 190 is wrong in 1692 is wrong today. neoliberal bullshit can fuck off.
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
bwubwubwu my moral equivalency. wrony in 190 is wrong in 1692 is wrong today. neoliberal bullshit can fuck off.
Las Malvinas no son inglesas or so i've been told
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Las Malvinas no son inglesas or so i've been told
Having sent others to See The Hat Man, i feel a bit bad about it, but your shoulder's still in it's socket and no one got bit, so things are alright
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Having sent others to See The Hat Man, i feel a bit bad about it, but your shoulder's still in it's socket and no one got bit, so things are alright
i know who i'd rather be shot next to
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
i know who i'd rather be shot next to
also i'll take a dozen fent overdoses (no one deserves to go like that) over suburban drunk. i've never had to put a fent od in restraints.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
also i'll take a dozen fent overdoses (no one deserves to go like that) over suburban drunk. i've never had to put a fent od in restraints.
in my field, people pretend the homeless and/or the poor are the problem. fuck off. i'll take a hundred pretext "my leg hurts" so they don't freeze to death in the street over a single "i'm rich and i'm scared" calls any day. fuckin'...
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 AM
in my field, people pretend the homeless and/or the poor are the problem. fuck off. i'll take a hundred pretext "my leg hurts" so they don't freeze to death in the street over a single "i'm rich and i'm scared" calls any day. fuckin'...
can i just link to this skeet as my definition of what nonbinary means to me
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
can i just link to this skeet as my definition of what nonbinary means to me
me in the ems room at abbott
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
me in the ems room at abbott
what, you don't have two tubs in your mudroom?
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
what, you don't have two tubs in your mudroom?
also no one makes movie car chases like this anymore and it's sad
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
also no one makes movie car chases like this anymore and it's sad
me on my way to one down at the wendy's.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
me on my way to one down at the wendy's.