But Jill has nothing to be jealous of - unless Ruth goes around dripping poison gossip in her ear. #TheArchers

Oh damnit you are right… that is indeed going to be a thing.
Either that or the castle will be mysteriously cut off from ambulances by a rock fall and Jacob to the rescue. #TheArchers

Shrimp (just out of shot) dipped in a kefir & breadcrumb batter, deep fried in goose fat. Then dipped in ketchup and served in a mini Yorkshire pud. An Ambridge tradition. #TheArchers

Amber will prove to be a dab hand at doing farm accounts, keeping George on the straight and narrow, and bring the joy of farming to the TikTok generation. She will also look after cade lambs and drive tractors while streaming inspirational chats about sustainability. Oh hurrah. Groan. #TheArchers

We are baffled because her explanation was baffling. Seemingly going from “I know nothing, so twice a day my cows are being milked by neighbours who suddenly have time on their hands” to “I am going to continue in this farcical way, without a business plan, because I loved my dead dad” #TheArchers

Sadly, the wine bottle is in the Brookfield dairy. Lurking, ready to make its first kill. #TheArchers

Because she is in fact imaginary. A collective hallucination by the Archers, caused by a rogue batch of mushrooms on the rewilding land. #TheArchers

Dead. Dead Mulligan is his name. I think his middle names may have been Facedown in Muck. #TheArchers

I spent seven years living in a Shropshire farming village and I can swear that there is NO farm across half the county in Borsetshire-world whose family, history, business and deepest secrets, are not known by Ev-er-ee-one. #TheArchers

17th Century Dartmoor #TheArchers

I think it’s a swift attempt to give EsSmee, character, substance, and a backstory. So we can empathise with her. This has not yet worked on me. #TheArchers

Pumpkin picking and costumes are perfectly lovely childhood activities. Popular in many countries, these are Halloween traditions that families can do without screens, drugs or weapons. And your problem with them is? #TheArchers

Me neither

That would explain a lot. Makes bio security a lot easier when you hens are imaginary. #TheArchers