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Lana Del Geto
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Filthy monkeys
Lowkey forgot I had this account (-‸ლ)
August 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO HEEERRRRRRR 🩷🩷🩷🩷
May 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I hate everybody. But I'm still beautiful. I'm still sexy. I'm still funny. I'm still esoteric. I'm still whimsical. But I hate everybody.
May 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Feeling so lonely these days
April 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
“geto’s a fraud” yk what isn’t a fraud? that FAT, JUICY, ROUND, PLUMP, SHINY, BIG, EARTH-SHATTERING, JAW-DROPPING, OF CONSIDERABLE SIZE, LARGE, GIGANTIC, STUPENDOUS ass of his
April 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Oh, be my once in a lifetime
March 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Whatever 🙄
March 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I have to meet with my therapist weekly now
March 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Celebration's not over yet guys 🥳🥳
February 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Happy birthday to my beautiful gorgeous sexy wife ♥︎ may your days be filled with nothing but love and sunshine
February 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You're like crack to me I don't wanna leave ♥︎
January 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Took my shayla outside to enjoy the snow ❄☃️
January 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Driving isn't that scary and is actually very fun! I think Im getting the hang of it 🖤
January 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Starting the new year by buying my first car!!!! Probably gonna wreck it in a week (I cannot drive why did I ask my parents for a CAR?!?!?!?!?!?)
January 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yeah my boyfriend's pretty cool, but he's not as cool as me 🖤
January 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
HAPPY NEW YEARS
January 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Merry Christmas fuckers ❤
December 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Good morning flops
December 18, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Loving him was never enough
December 3, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Hhaaaaahhhhhh.... Hey people....
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM