yesterday i replaced my spinal fluid with chlorine and now I dhdjejenenalxofnebwj

and ant pride parade. all the gays are ANTS and all the trans are ANTS and there is no gender only ANTS. the flags are also ants and they all march together and find food

don't make me cut the cheese. i will do it.

sorry for being inactive i just havent had a thought

dicks sportjng goods? more like
dicks sporting bads 👎 more like
penises supporting bads 👎 more like
penises are evil 👎
invest in puthy today 🤑✅️

she water in my bottle till i fill

my armpits are full of cherry sauce

when life gives you lemons you put them on the ground until you have a lemon tower that can reach the clouds and you can climb up and throw lemons so that more people can make lemon towers and then just have a society in the clouds where all you ear is lemons

i am your new candidate. these are my policies:
✅️ i will make EVERYONE becomes QUEER 🏳️‍🌈 and TRANS 🏳️‍⚧️ to ensure companionship
✅️ 🚫 NO BUGS 🚫 will be allowed indoors at ANY TIME
✅️ you will never have to BUY anything EVER 🤑💵
✅️ you can BUY SEX 🥵
✅️ all beta males will be sent to PRISON

how do people even KNOW facts and logic when i literally have all of them to myself

we poop too so why should we get so mad at the government drones for pooping

golf commentators be like:

"see but JOHN here has earned himself some extra strokes"

"we may come across a one-stroke victory here today"

"we may see JOHN beat out the wind on his ball with this stroke"

im formally suggesting anarchy. less people.

she bb on my gun till i shoot

cat. and i don't mean the animal 🚧🏗

ive discovered blue sky i feel ive ascended into a world of money makers