BluTGI
@blutgi.bsky.social
Level 44, Chaotic Neutral, Partisan.
Strengths: Breakfast, Leather, Ales.
Weaknesses: Sweets, Strong Willed Women.
Fears: Arthropods, Large Carnivores, and the Unknown Horrors of Space.
Strengths: Breakfast, Leather, Ales.
Weaknesses: Sweets, Strong Willed Women.
Fears: Arthropods, Large Carnivores, and the Unknown Horrors of Space.
Youtuber: This is a great deal!
Amazon: Normally $$,$$$! Now just $,$$$!
Me: I can't even see my tax bracket from here!
Amazon: Normally $$,$$$! Now just $,$$$!
Me: I can't even see my tax bracket from here!
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Youtuber: This is a great deal!
Amazon: Normally $$,$$$! Now just $,$$$!
Me: I can't even see my tax bracket from here!
Amazon: Normally $$,$$$! Now just $,$$$!
Me: I can't even see my tax bracket from here!
Fake attorney, fake indictments, fake justice.
Department of Justice looking slack assed rn.
Department of Justice looking slack assed rn.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Fake attorney, fake indictments, fake justice.
Department of Justice looking slack assed rn.
Department of Justice looking slack assed rn.
Bad things should have happened to the C-Suites who started asking about returning Child Labor. Enough that no one ever considers inviting children to work again.
Weird that our system of positive reinforcement becomes beholden to the worst fucking people in existence.
Weird that our system of positive reinforcement becomes beholden to the worst fucking people in existence.
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Bad things should have happened to the C-Suites who started asking about returning Child Labor. Enough that no one ever considers inviting children to work again.
Weird that our system of positive reinforcement becomes beholden to the worst fucking people in existence.
Weird that our system of positive reinforcement becomes beholden to the worst fucking people in existence.
Outside looking in, Pluribus has to be a Republican/Alt-Right/Libertarian's Heaven and Nightmare.
You're either super isolated while the world leaves you alone, likely to die of your own folly, or forced to work with a communist entity that selects what's best for everyone, with no individualism.
You're either super isolated while the world leaves you alone, likely to die of your own folly, or forced to work with a communist entity that selects what's best for everyone, with no individualism.
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Outside looking in, Pluribus has to be a Republican/Alt-Right/Libertarian's Heaven and Nightmare.
You're either super isolated while the world leaves you alone, likely to die of your own folly, or forced to work with a communist entity that selects what's best for everyone, with no individualism.
You're either super isolated while the world leaves you alone, likely to die of your own folly, or forced to work with a communist entity that selects what's best for everyone, with no individualism.
If Marco Rubio was a twitter bot, would he be located in Moscow or Tel Aviv? Can it be both?
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If Marco Rubio was a twitter bot, would he be located in Moscow or Tel Aviv? Can it be both?
British TV. Beans, Biscuits, & Baked Ham.
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
British TV. Beans, Biscuits, & Baked Ham.
Dream 1: I had to help a friend move out of her BF's new McMansion because his Russian family found out he had a black GF. Ended up fighting with his cousins who stole my soda.
Dream 2: Visit film set then meet my Latina GF to have dinner with her family for the first time. Rerun dream.
*shrugs*
Dream 2: Visit film set then meet my Latina GF to have dinner with her family for the first time. Rerun dream.
*shrugs*
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Dream 1: I had to help a friend move out of her BF's new McMansion because his Russian family found out he had a black GF. Ended up fighting with his cousins who stole my soda.
Dream 2: Visit film set then meet my Latina GF to have dinner with her family for the first time. Rerun dream.
*shrugs*
Dream 2: Visit film set then meet my Latina GF to have dinner with her family for the first time. Rerun dream.
*shrugs*
A drunk white man has just asked the band I'd he can sing the next song.
They are on their third song. Dive bars be diving.
If everyone only had an ounce of his audacity!
They are on their third song. Dive bars be diving.
If everyone only had an ounce of his audacity!
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
A drunk white man has just asked the band I'd he can sing the next song.
They are on their third song. Dive bars be diving.
If everyone only had an ounce of his audacity!
They are on their third song. Dive bars be diving.
If everyone only had an ounce of his audacity!
No one expects a band to just start Skaing.
(Assuming Ska is the correct verb for performing Ska )
(Assuming Ska is the correct verb for performing Ska )
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
No one expects a band to just start Skaing.
(Assuming Ska is the correct verb for performing Ska )
(Assuming Ska is the correct verb for performing Ska )
Jogging pants are not for jogging. But "Couch Pants" would just give JD Vance the wrong idea.
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Jogging pants are not for jogging. But "Couch Pants" would just give JD Vance the wrong idea.
Dreamed in dispatch style cell shaded animation. Trippy.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Dreamed in dispatch style cell shaded animation. Trippy.
Who doesn't appreciate the subtle adult sounds of a lover's waterpick jack hammering some plaque, or a cpap firing up.
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Who doesn't appreciate the subtle adult sounds of a lover's waterpick jack hammering some plaque, or a cpap firing up.
We are finite, but we can be fabulous.
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We are finite, but we can be fabulous.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Why Democrats are warning about Trump giving illegal orders"
-CNN
Guessing "Why people with a brain are warning about leaders giving illegal orders" wasn't "conservative" enough.
-CNN
Guessing "Why people with a brain are warning about leaders giving illegal orders" wasn't "conservative" enough.
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"Why Democrats are warning about Trump giving illegal orders"
-CNN
Guessing "Why people with a brain are warning about leaders giving illegal orders" wasn't "conservative" enough.
-CNN
Guessing "Why people with a brain are warning about leaders giving illegal orders" wasn't "conservative" enough.
Seizing the day. Taking it to the pawn shop. Trying to get about 3 fifty.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Seizing the day. Taking it to the pawn shop. Trying to get about 3 fifty.
I think I ate a sandwich... but the cheese was a dairy product. The Ham and Turkey were.... amalgamated meat products.
Even the chips were potato products, with bioengineered "food" ingredients.
What in the legally defined as food bullshit future is this?
Even the chips were potato products, with bioengineered "food" ingredients.
What in the legally defined as food bullshit future is this?
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think I ate a sandwich... but the cheese was a dairy product. The Ham and Turkey were.... amalgamated meat products.
Even the chips were potato products, with bioengineered "food" ingredients.
What in the legally defined as food bullshit future is this?
Even the chips were potato products, with bioengineered "food" ingredients.
What in the legally defined as food bullshit future is this?
*quietly loses my shit in the office*
ROCKY!
ROCKY!
Project Hail Mary | Official Trailer 2
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
*quietly loses my shit in the office*
ROCKY!
ROCKY!
"We're firing staff to buy an AI we can shove up our ass.
We hope to make more money for our shareholders by attracting customers with our AI-improved asses.
We understand other companies have done this, and the customers fucking hate it, but we think it will work for us!"
- Verizon
We hope to make more money for our shareholders by attracting customers with our AI-improved asses.
We understand other companies have done this, and the customers fucking hate it, but we think it will work for us!"
- Verizon
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"We're firing staff to buy an AI we can shove up our ass.
We hope to make more money for our shareholders by attracting customers with our AI-improved asses.
We understand other companies have done this, and the customers fucking hate it, but we think it will work for us!"
- Verizon
We hope to make more money for our shareholders by attracting customers with our AI-improved asses.
We understand other companies have done this, and the customers fucking hate it, but we think it will work for us!"
- Verizon
We work for imaginary money to pay expensive bills that are only enforceable by legal action.
We strive to keep a system that benefits only the rich, which is being unraveled by the rich for their benefit.
In fear of an anarchy, we accept madness.
They have broken the compact! Law is lawless.
We strive to keep a system that benefits only the rich, which is being unraveled by the rich for their benefit.
In fear of an anarchy, we accept madness.
They have broken the compact! Law is lawless.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We work for imaginary money to pay expensive bills that are only enforceable by legal action.
We strive to keep a system that benefits only the rich, which is being unraveled by the rich for their benefit.
In fear of an anarchy, we accept madness.
They have broken the compact! Law is lawless.
We strive to keep a system that benefits only the rich, which is being unraveled by the rich for their benefit.
In fear of an anarchy, we accept madness.
They have broken the compact! Law is lawless.
"Martha, I'm coming home to you sweeti-
I'm back in the building AGAIN!??!"
I'm back in the building AGAIN!??!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"Martha, I'm coming home to you sweeti-
I'm back in the building AGAIN!??!"
I'm back in the building AGAIN!??!"
I shouldn't need to put in a god damned code from my phone that is across the office just to order a god damned sandwich.
Guessing now's a great time to clock out and eat food.
Guessing now's a great time to clock out and eat food.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I shouldn't need to put in a god damned code from my phone that is across the office just to order a god damned sandwich.
Guessing now's a great time to clock out and eat food.
Guessing now's a great time to clock out and eat food.
The DOJ either falsified indictment documents or supplemented evidence and negotiated with the foreperson to ensure a politically motivated indictment.
Everyone, do not pass go, straight to jail.
Everyone, do not pass go, straight to jail.
a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The DOJ either falsified indictment documents or supplemented evidence and negotiated with the foreperson to ensure a politically motivated indictment.
Everyone, do not pass go, straight to jail.
Everyone, do not pass go, straight to jail.
The urge to open a speakeasy bar called "Ego Death" with the aesthetic of a private library.
It would only sell high-end whiskey and CBD beers.
It would only sell high-end whiskey and CBD beers.
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The urge to open a speakeasy bar called "Ego Death" with the aesthetic of a private library.
It would only sell high-end whiskey and CBD beers.
It would only sell high-end whiskey and CBD beers.
"Tone was not of good feeling."
a close up of a doll 's face with the words imgplay below
ALT: a close up of a doll 's face with the words imgplay below
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
"Tone was not of good feeling."