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BluThundur
@bluthundur.bsky.social
he/him
geeky, kinky, polyam
I'm not important, and neither are you.
I can still access it on mobile data. I'm living in borrowed time! Every moment is a gift! I'VE NEVER FELT MORE FREE
August 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
On my work wifi. Of course, that's also based on Mississippi, OR SO I THINK.

Let's see what happens...
August 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Unfortunately.
August 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
But I read this... ON Bluesky?

Waiting for my lights to suddenly shut off like the night TikTok died.
August 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Green!

Aw, damn.

Oh wait, sweet!
February 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dude, I think you need to take your heat related injury to the doctor because that is a sick burn.
February 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"So far so good, but the day is young."
February 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Alternative option:

"Be glad I responded at all."
February 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Not usually.
February 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
YOUR new article? I had no idea. That's awesome!
February 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Correction:

"I could fit at least three and a half of her inside me."
February 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Took me a little bit to realize you were talking about football. (Most likely.)
January 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
To be fair... we were all gonna die anyway. This just will change how exactly. So. Ya know. *heavy sigh*
January 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Somehow... it got better.
January 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
OMG

Did he cum silly string? Yarn?
January 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Something something do it animal style.
January 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Feeder? Not really. But enjoyer of oddly sexualized branding? Yes! Must be the capitalist in me.

It's why that sexy Ronald McDonald cosplayer does something for me. Or maybe I'm just into clowns? More research needed.

(These are beautiful shots, BTW, always a stunner.)
January 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Wait. I get Satine content and merch AND get to feed pigeons? I'm in.
January 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM