And this is where you even need to translate between different regions of the UK. A northern twat is very different insult to a southern twat and much more likely to start a fight.

I got very excited for a second there before seeing where it was. Please drag them back home to London for a show 🙏

Art imitating life. Which artwork character robbed the louvre?

As a foreign student I had a carte d'identité when I lived in France but only had to show it once when having some cans by the Garonne. The overseas French students (from Guadeloupe/Martinique) in my residence were stopped almost daily.

Having so many different accents in such a small space.

Soup

The Japanese way to do it #thecorrectway

I did not know that. I just hope the aboriginal word for a cooking pot is a vegemite.

Sadly 'la marmite' is a cooking pot and not the sticky black stuff

His mechanism's gone