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(he/him) Now a writer AND an author! Read “Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires.” Hear Thrilling Adventure Hour and Cut and Run. No puns. Show businessman

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · Nov 16

Please buy my book from here instead of Amazon because fuck billionaires.
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Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires a book by Ben Acker

This fourth wall-breaking middle grade collection of spooky, scary, and spoopy stories for fans of Lemony Snicket and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark might just help you survive the night in a house...

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 1h

If the Nobel people gave him a prize that spelled it 'piece' and they put 'of shit' in really small letters, he'd never know the difference and it'd be just absolutely all time of them. I don't know if any Nobels follow me, but if so, come on. Do it. You'd be legends!

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 2d

Skibidi toilet the Chinese chicken.
Is that anything?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 5d

If your take on AI doesn't contain "... so fuck AI" it's not a super great nor relevant take.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 13d

I gotta get on this list!

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 15d

JESUS (non-white, speaking not English): Who wants to get raptured???
CHRIZZOS: ummm

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 16d

On top of the rapture and everything else, Mark Wahlberg is playing Parker now? This stupid world

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 17d

The people who did the show I Love the 70s should do one called I Hate the Nows.

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 17d

Yeah but what movie thinks of you as perfect?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 17d

Disling? Quisney? Are those anything?

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 18d

Acquiescence and capitulation to someone who couldn't spell either is extra humiliating

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 18d

How is there a sequel song to and YouTube user versions of We Didn't Start the Fire but not These Are The Daves I Know?

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 19d

Is it just me or does stuff seem pretty bad right now?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 20d

Nobody better nix my talk show!

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 20d

I see a lot of posts about how a guy was a husband and father that seem insensitive to the point of ignoring the fact that he was a hateful shitbag

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 21d

Dude. You totally care what we all say.

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23d

Hang on. Noah Wyle beat Adam Scott? And also every single other thing that is happening? Come on.

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23d

Remember in 3 when Freddy said "welcome to prime viewing time" to that one aspiring actress?

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 23d

are you watching this for breakfast?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26d

Did anything end up happening in the war between Chicago and America?

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 26d

Tell me, were any of these kids super full of hate or nah?

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 28d

Takes takes takes!

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 28d

"Nice love you got here. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it." -Maurice

bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 29d

I've been bloosking since the fall of twitter to little to no engagement and today I posted a screengrab of a thing about AI and it is spreading like goddamn hotcakes.
So there's that.

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 29d

Starting to regret inventing the podcast

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bnacker @bnacker.bsky.social · 29d

"The prodigal son returns!" -fictional characters, exclusively

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