Go to bed at 11pm for an early night (for me).
Upstairs neighbour is snoring and it sounds like a chainsaw falling down a drain.
Upstairs neighbour is snoring and it sounds like a chainsaw falling down a drain.
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Go to bed at 11pm for an early night (for me).
Upstairs neighbour is snoring and it sounds like a chainsaw falling down a drain.
Upstairs neighbour is snoring and it sounds like a chainsaw falling down a drain.
I'm in a restaurant in Barcelona and good lord the arrogance of Americans knows no bounds.
October 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm in a restaurant in Barcelona and good lord the arrogance of Americans knows no bounds.
On the way to the train station, looking to buy a ticket to Bristol. £17.80.
Realised that I was accidentally looking at a day return ticket.
Single was £17.70.
Realised that I was accidentally looking at a day return ticket.
Single was £17.70.
a man in a blue jacket stands in front of a green tiled wall
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October 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
On the way to the train station, looking to buy a ticket to Bristol. £17.80.
Realised that I was accidentally looking at a day return ticket.
Single was £17.70.
Realised that I was accidentally looking at a day return ticket.
Single was £17.70.
Blokes who've gone down the pub/beer garden in your matching top & shorts Nike/New Balance/Montirex etc. tracksuit... You do realise it looks like you've come out wearing your pyjamas, right?
August 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Blokes who've gone down the pub/beer garden in your matching top & shorts Nike/New Balance/Montirex etc. tracksuit... You do realise it looks like you've come out wearing your pyjamas, right?
Dreamt last night that I was an ice hockey player, and after the match I made sure I shook hands with every player from the opposition.
July 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Dreamt last night that I was an ice hockey player, and after the match I made sure I shook hands with every player from the opposition.
Met Peter Whittingham & Aron Gunnarsson outside McDonald's at 4am. Mates asked me to take a photo of them as I "didn't know who they were".
Said "I know who they are I just don't care" as it was 4am.
Whittingham said "...fair enough".
Said "I know who they are I just don't care" as it was 4am.
Whittingham said "...fair enough".
July 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Met Peter Whittingham & Aron Gunnarsson outside McDonald's at 4am. Mates asked me to take a photo of them as I "didn't know who they were".
Said "I know who they are I just don't care" as it was 4am.
Whittingham said "...fair enough".
Said "I know who they are I just don't care" as it was 4am.
Whittingham said "...fair enough".
Who's the most famous person you've touched? Mine is probably John Cena in 2006.
Terrible 2006 disposable film camera photo featured for reference.
Terrible 2006 disposable film camera photo featured for reference.
July 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Who's the most famous person you've touched? Mine is probably John Cena in 2006.
Terrible 2006 disposable film camera photo featured for reference.
Terrible 2006 disposable film camera photo featured for reference.
I'm all for getting rid of excess packaging and saving the planet, but this vacuum packed mince beef idea is not it.
July 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm all for getting rid of excess packaging and saving the planet, but this vacuum packed mince beef idea is not it.
Mrs Brown's Boys. I've had hernias funnier than this slop.
June 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Mrs Brown's Boys. I've had hernias funnier than this slop.
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
Today I learned that capers aren't a fish 🤷
May 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Today I learned that capers aren't a fish 🤷
Young couple who live in flat upstairs were struggling getting a sofa up the stairs as I came home from a run. Secretly pleased when they declined my offer of assistance.
May 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Young couple who live in flat upstairs were struggling getting a sofa up the stairs as I came home from a run. Secretly pleased when they declined my offer of assistance.
I'm on annual leave so I've come to the gym and hour earlier than usual. The gym is full of grunters when the normals are in work still 😮💨
May 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'm on annual leave so I've come to the gym and hour earlier than usual. The gym is full of grunters when the normals are in work still 😮💨
Went to enjoy a post work pint at the marina on my own. After a while I noticed the table behind me;
April 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Went to enjoy a post work pint at the marina on my own. After a while I noticed the table behind me;
Miss Millie's was a fried chicken chain in South Wales/South West England. Occasionally get pangs of lust for one of their trademark thick chicken breast burgers 😮💨
I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again
April 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Miss Millie's was a fried chicken chain in South Wales/South West England. Occasionally get pangs of lust for one of their trademark thick chicken breast burgers 😮💨
Random craving for halloumi & hot honey sauce 🤤
April 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Random craving for halloumi & hot honey sauce 🤤
April 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Had my most terrifying nightmare last night. My favourite t-shirt, my Thrice band shirt, was misprinted and spelt wrong as Thirce.
April 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Had my most terrifying nightmare last night. My favourite t-shirt, my Thrice band shirt, was misprinted and spelt wrong as Thirce.
I mean, the NHS might be on it's arse and you have to phone your doctor a week in advance of when you want an appointment, but I got prescribed 5 creams today which would have cost me $5000, 3 livers and a year's subscription to Spotify in this was America.
April 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I mean, the NHS might be on it's arse and you have to phone your doctor a week in advance of when you want an appointment, but I got prescribed 5 creams today which would have cost me $5000, 3 livers and a year's subscription to Spotify in this was America.
There's a cunt in the gym screaming as he's doing the weights.
a man in a hooded jacket says " i am once again asking for your attention "
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April 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There's a cunt in the gym screaming as he's doing the weights.
The Apprentice: London dickhead performing GCSE coursework tasks for some reason for a job with a failed computer salesman with shit jokes.
April 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Apprentice: London dickhead performing GCSE coursework tasks for some reason for a job with a failed computer salesman with shit jokes.
Spent the night in a hotel in Birmingham. Someone had left their Netflix logged in on the TV.
I guess "Cerys" likes WWE now.
I guess "Cerys" likes WWE now.
March 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Spent the night in a hotel in Birmingham. Someone had left their Netflix logged in on the TV.
I guess "Cerys" likes WWE now.
I guess "Cerys" likes WWE now.