Brandon Nolta
@bnolta.bsky.social
Writer, editor, occasional computer mechanic. Member of SFWA, HWA, Codex, and a few other odd organizations (collect the whole set!). Author of three published SF/F books, 10 study guides, hundreds of book reviews, and a bunch of other stuff.
Every time I see one of those porch pirate videos, I always wonder how much ghost pepper a person could get away with slipping into the payload before legal trouble would ensue.
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Every time I see one of those porch pirate videos, I always wonder how much ghost pepper a person could get away with slipping into the payload before legal trouble would ensue.
Amen, brother. I killed mine last summer, and haven't missed it.
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Amen, brother. I killed mine last summer, and haven't missed it.
Of all the things the Vice Fascist should apologize for, I doubt being white shows up anywhere on the list.
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Of all the things the Vice Fascist should apologize for, I doubt being white shows up anywhere on the list.
An abandoned, possibly haunted septic tank seems like a better match.
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
An abandoned, possibly haunted septic tank seems like a better match.
I actually liked this one better, but I thought something that adapted a version that was actually used might make the point clearer. Again, I used Gemini to create this one.
September 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I actually liked this one better, but I thought something that adapted a version that was actually used might make the point clearer. Again, I used Gemini to create this one.