Is this a Benny Hill sketch

"mid"

It's concise yet descriptive. A great recent addition.

Thank you for the alt text also wtf how

I always thought a Catch-22 was a situation of "A cannot happen until B happens, and B cannot happen until A happens", where both are impossible because both rely on the other.

Dante's Inferno = livejournal

It's gonna be a real fun market crash

Happened to me when I tried to get into technical writing. Three interviews that went really well. And then I sent three different people emails asking if they could explain why I wasn't chosen. No answer from anyone. Meritocracy!

"It needs to be played. But it needs more than the cards, more than the rules. It needs the Teacher."

I'm suddenly thinking about all the people who watched Fight Club and thought Tyler Durden was just a badass.

what the actual

@desertbus.org @sick1y.bsky.social For next year's rip-off tournament???

And the story goes that no one was more scared by it than Prince!

Oh God dude I saw this reply on my timeline without seeing the parent posts and said oh no your holidays have truly gotten THAT bad hih

Easy for me, but probably because of the instruments that I played in high school band so that I could hit the yellow category immediately

Learning to do tax prep or just to do your own stuff?

I slept like 12 hours last night and woke up with much less coughing, so I'm less convinced that I caught pertussis, thankfully.