@boatertom.bsky.social
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When I’ve “Crossed the finish line” I want a closed casket funeral. At the end of the service I want the organ player to play “Pop Goes the Weasel” over and over until everyone is staring at the coffin in horrified anticipation.😉
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Nutlick’s strategy worked so well with Subaru…

What a morbidly stupid wanker…
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What did the Bahamas do to deserve such a punishment…
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Automatic speed enforcement only impacts those who break the law by speeding through the enforcement zones - a cash grab from speeders.

I’m OK with that…
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Maybe an executive order from the governor, mandating emission tests for all federally employed motor vehicles (including National Guard vehicles from out of state) should be implemented as well…
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That’s the “Texas National Guard Deep Dish Pizza” run…
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Don’t worry.

I’m sure Skippy will be complaining about their “Soft Liberal sentences”…
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Give it a day.

He’ll call him “Nasty” tomorrow…
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They heard it was a “deep dish pizza” run….
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What would Skippy say at a free trade negotiation in Washington?

He’s already said it…
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Trump is the most destructive American President, ever…