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Boater Witch Poppy

@boaterwitch.bsky.social

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Trans + Boater + Witch + L + Ratio Home of the post-op cumstack experiment she/her, 39, professional saxophonist, liveaboard boater not the rich hobbyist kind MDNI 🌹Poppy and ⚡️Spark

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · Feb 14

If anyone other post-vaginoplasty folks fancy doing this and recording their results it sure would be cool to have a sample size of >1, DM me if you do, I'll figure out a way to standardise our data

Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · Feb 14

What happens when a *POST-OP* trans woman takes the cumstack is the experiment, this is why peer review is so useful

Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · Feb 14

Friends, I am embarking on an experiment: the experiment is "What happens when a trans woman takes the cumstack?"

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 8h

Watching Severance and yk for all her faults, Spark is definitely a better headmate than Helly R's is

Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 1d

This is such an insanely good video on security

Security Culture for Activists that want to Fight Back

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 1d

The first two scenes were really interesting, but once it got to the third one I just... that writing is just too much

Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Started watching Sin City and it's cool and interesting and... I can't take 2 hours of this

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not saying you won't be able to, but you may end up needing to leave early and you might need a day to recover

Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

You may also find just being out for 4 hours sorta exhausting

Lotta shit is exhausting for the first couple months after surgery

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

Sitting, probs fine, but the travel might be exhausting

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

A line drawing of a British cop with the words popo on his helmet. Around him, in comic sans, it says:

stop, this protest is illegal!

you're only allowed to protest against the government if the government says it's okay!

yes I know the point of protests is to cause disruption to incite those in power to make a change

but you're causing too much disruption now and it's starting to annoy those in power so stop pls

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

You can't deflect by threatening me with a good time, that's not fair, I can't argue if I'm horny

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

I'm gonna scream

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

so NOW you admit you're hot, this is what it took

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

I'm going to kill you and keep your head in my fridge

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

😤 I bark for nobody (unless they're hot and I'm like, very horny)

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

*Girl literally makes out with you sloppy style* hmmm I bet she doesn't really think I'm pretty

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

You both need to be put down tbh

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

THE SECOND PART IS NEGATIVE WHY WOULD MY BIAS COME THROUGH, I LITERALLY LOVE YOU

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

wait, what was that last one

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

IT'S NOT BIAS TO THINK YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY AND IT ESPECIALLY ISN'T BIAS TO THINK YOU HAVE SOME OF THE MOST INGRAINED BRAINWORMS ON THIS GODSFORSAKEN SITE

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

So fucking true ngl ngl

Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

You have such an insane gauge of what is/isn't clocky

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 2d

How do other people with vaginas top? I literally just go blank and can't speak the second something is inside me and I'm supposed to be giving instructions like that??? Literally how?????

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Sarah Twycross @doublecross.bsky.social · 3d

A form based page of ttrpg rules, too long to reasonably fit in an alt-text, that uses multiple conditionals and dead ends to intentionally confuse readers and confound attempts to fill in these results.

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 3d

Having a ttrpg developer friend is fun bc I can post shit like this and get her in my DMs telling me she's got an idea for a prototype for it within 24 hours

Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 3d

TTRPG Concept: You have a bunch of weird powers but you're only allowed to use them if you fill out the requisite admin forms properly, and each form requires a set of Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes style rules

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Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 3d

The patron here, of course, being a cruel DM

Boater Witch Poppy @boaterwitch.bsky.social · 3d

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