Not A Matt
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Tyler Simmons wasn’t offside
Cig cares about how quickly the beer will get the buzz going, and nothing else
January 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Cig cares about how quickly the beer will get the buzz going, and nothing else
The unfamiliar spasm of joy when I read this…
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The unfamiliar spasm of joy when I read this…
Thank you for your service
December 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thank you for your service
YES, this is why that commercial drives me nuts
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
YES, this is why that commercial drives me nuts
Thank you! I needed that!
November 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Thank you! I needed that!
Lol… congrats on keeping a straight face 😐
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Lol… congrats on keeping a straight face 😐
Reposted by Not A Matt
“Do not look for gilded statues of marble men: they are not that, and neither are we, and neither is anybody at all.”
Damn, that’s good.
Damn, that’s good.
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
“Do not look for gilded statues of marble men: they are not that, and neither are we, and neither is anybody at all.”
Damn, that’s good.
Damn, that’s good.