Bob-Parker54
@bob-parker.bsky.social
I was born in 1954, the year of rock & roll and Brown v. Board. I retired from 25 years as a Spanish teacher in 2019. I now spend my days and nights reading, hiking, playing chaotic electronic music, and chasing deep sky objects with my telescope.
A cautionary tale about the dangers of using an abnormal brain!
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A cautionary tale about the dangers of using an abnormal brain!
He looks like he just sat on Fusilli Jerry.
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
He looks like he just sat on Fusilli Jerry.
Truly despicable, but lest you assume he isn't going to say or do something even worse, I should remind you that it's only Monday. I'm sure we will see worse by the weekend.
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Truly despicable, but lest you assume he isn't going to say or do something even worse, I should remind you that it's only Monday. I'm sure we will see worse by the weekend.
Good. Now if we can just get him to stop spawning...
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Good. Now if we can just get him to stop spawning...
He's a shoo-in to win the Outback Steakhouse First Annual Award for Awesome Excellence in the Field of Literature.
December 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He's a shoo-in to win the Outback Steakhouse First Annual Award for Awesome Excellence in the Field of Literature.
I've heard he also smells really awful. Some describe it as a combination of cheap cologne and anus.
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I've heard he also smells really awful. Some describe it as a combination of cheap cologne and anus.
When I was in Sydney in 2015, a couple was murdered by a gun owner. Two people. It made national news because it was such an unusual occurrence. Meanwhile, in the USA, as of this post, gun owners have killed 16,725 people since Jan. 1, 2025*.
*Source: www.gunviolencearchive.org
*Source: www.gunviolencearchive.org
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When I was in Sydney in 2015, a couple was murdered by a gun owner. Two people. It made national news because it was such an unusual occurrence. Meanwhile, in the USA, as of this post, gun owners have killed 16,725 people since Jan. 1, 2025*.
*Source: www.gunviolencearchive.org
*Source: www.gunviolencearchive.org
Supposedly, upon hearing this version, Trent Reznor proclaimed that it was Cash’s song now.
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Supposedly, upon hearing this version, Trent Reznor proclaimed that it was Cash’s song now.
I will do my patriotic duty tomorrow and eat a cupcake!
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I will do my patriotic duty tomorrow and eat a cupcake!
Mac & cheese with mustard? That sounds pretty good. Why am I just hearing about this?
Well, only 15 hours 'til lunchtime.
Well, only 15 hours 'til lunchtime.
December 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Mac & cheese with mustard? That sounds pretty good. Why am I just hearing about this?
Well, only 15 hours 'til lunchtime.
Well, only 15 hours 'til lunchtime.
Got together with my music partner, Vic, today for mixing and mastering. We'll have something ready for public consumption as Water Remembers in the next 2 or 3 days. All guitar, all improv. Also, video of our 1st-ever live set back in July. Stay tuned!
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Got together with my music partner, Vic, today for mixing and mastering. We'll have something ready for public consumption as Water Remembers in the next 2 or 3 days. All guitar, all improv. Also, video of our 1st-ever live set back in July. Stay tuned!
I’m surprised he hasn’t been injured in a breathing accident.
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m surprised he hasn’t been injured in a breathing accident.
Every time I think he’s come up with the dumbest idea anyone ever could, he proves me wrong by coming up with yet another idea.
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Every time I think he’s come up with the dumbest idea anyone ever could, he proves me wrong by coming up with yet another idea.
I heard that ANTIFA members have a secret handshake and decoder rings. I also heard that they get a 10% discount at the inflatable costume store.
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I heard that ANTIFA members have a secret handshake and decoder rings. I also heard that they get a 10% discount at the inflatable costume store.
How about this for the last word on his legacy: “Ouch, the door hit me in the a** on the way out!”
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
How about this for the last word on his legacy: “Ouch, the door hit me in the a** on the way out!”
Hey-diddly-ho, [trans-oceanic] neighborini!
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hey-diddly-ho, [trans-oceanic] neighborini!
Word of advice from the '60s:
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Word of advice from the '60s:
Oh no, they HATE that!
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oh no, they HATE that!
The original, as written by Francis Bellamy, a socialist:
“ I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
No mention of gods or even a specific nation. That’s the one I say.
“ I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
No mention of gods or even a specific nation. That’s the one I say.
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The original, as written by Francis Bellamy, a socialist:
“ I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
No mention of gods or even a specific nation. That’s the one I say.
“ I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
No mention of gods or even a specific nation. That’s the one I say.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
― George Carlin
December 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
― George Carlin
I've owned and played through a bunch of Peavy amps over the years. No complaints. Solid, reliable, and good sound.
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I've owned and played through a bunch of Peavy amps over the years. No complaints. Solid, reliable, and good sound.
Guy who thinks you can lower prices by 1500% says what?
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Guy who thinks you can lower prices by 1500% says what?
You're right. Putting Tr*mp in office is the best thing that ever happened to the Palestinian people. Just wait until they see his new ballroom. They'll forget all about their problems.
THANK YOU MUSLIMS FOR TR*MP!
THANK YOU MUSLIMS FOR TR*MP!
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You're right. Putting Tr*mp in office is the best thing that ever happened to the Palestinian people. Just wait until they see his new ballroom. They'll forget all about their problems.
THANK YOU MUSLIMS FOR TR*MP!
THANK YOU MUSLIMS FOR TR*MP!