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Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

You just dies.

The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you...

I... okay. I bisexualed to close to the sun

Image of a paper with the title "The Bisexual Manifesto" and the first three words "We are Tired" are the only ones not blacked out

November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Ah yes... the "long neck vase" physique

Image of a red "long neck" vase, with a wide tapered base, a skinny neck and a slightly flared opening

November 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Yeah, I remember this "type a word in and make your own Magic the Gathering Card" AI thing and it was so interesting

I think i still have it on my phone

I did, June 2022.

The image in question above, very abnormal

October 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

I agree cause my first solo theater experience was Godzilla 2000.

Absolutely fantastic time to go to the movies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Movie poster of Godzilla 2000, with Godzilla in the forefront firing its breath weapon, with fire behind them. And the words "GET READY TO CRUMBLE" at the top

October 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Well, the dumb ones have a good chance at living!

Me, on the other hand...

Black background with a red blood splatter graphic, and the words "FIRST TO DIE" in the middle

October 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Yep. Im the fat, funny, depressed one.

A black screen with a blood splatter background and the words "FIRST TO DIE" in the middle

October 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

If we only go to places we've been, then its South Carolina...

And if its anywhere in South Carolina, I hope its Pretty Place.

An overlook of the Smokey Mountains with a cross inside a small chapel

October 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Couldn't find my top favorite in my phone, so we'll settle for my runners up.

Writing prompt bot: a depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a Deadly Sin. But they're all trying to help him get back on his feet. Pride helps with self-confidence, Lust helps him get laid etc.

1st reply: I would watch the crap outta this show.

2nd reply:
Envy: "Glut, back off the guy okay?"
Glittony: "I'm just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!"
Sloth: "After we eating gonna be time for a nicenap. We've earned it!"
Pride: "Damn right we did!"

3rd reply: Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new show.

4th reply: Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes.
"You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!"
"He's like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath."
"And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!"

Wrath advice isn't great, but he means well.

5th reply: Greed spends his days trying to helphim manage his budget and put money on the side.

"Bro, check this out. I've got the sickest retirement plan, technically it's tax evasion I guess but fuck those guys, right?"

6th reply: This is the most hard-core sequel to Inside Out

Tumblr poster 1: Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes "Oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She'll be here tomorrow, same time." Like... did Thor just wingman me?

Reply post: God of Lesbians

September 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film before the year 2000

Scene from Gojira (1954) where in black and white, an eyepatch wearing male scientist and a woman stand in a lab in front of a cloudy aquarium full of fish

August 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Adorable ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Screen grab of a segment of the above image, where are small chibi-like reaction of Adas face is seen. The face is very unenthusiastic with the word "Ah..."

July 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

And this one on RokuTV.

Picture of the aforementioned thumbnail taken from Roku

July 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

On mobile, Android and use the basic app

Screen grab of the aforementioned video thumbnail

July 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Okay, I know this is a romantic picture, and a dang cute one...

But imagine... her tail looking like this put of the water

Image of a Grey colored cat, shaking off the water from a bath in a pink tiled shower

July 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

HE'S SO READY.

A very zoomed in screen grab of the above image of a minion in Final Fantasy 14 that is dressed as G'raha Tia.

July 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Quote with a character that if you came out to them, their first response would be, "I'm Gayer."

Image of Gigan Rex, from the Short Film Godzilla vs Gigan Rex. A bipedal, red and black monster, with single curved blades for hands, spike jutting from its back, a single tall horn on its head and a single glowing red eye. Standing with its arms wide

July 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Post a Char, wrong answers only. (Hard Mode: No Gundam Characters)

Imagine of the Fake Godzilla, Mechagodzilla in disguise) from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 1974. With some of the metallic under the skin being shown, with flames in the background

July 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

You when the fear hits: *the above*

Me when the fear hits:

Screen grab of a ProZD skit that has the words "trying to convince your friend a character gets better later" at the top.

In the middle is a close up of ProZD, with a fearful look on his face and saying the following: "Now I'm and peeing and pooping my pants cuz I'm so scared" printed at the bottom

June 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Very dumb, since there is no age limit on American politicians, Godzilla can do whatever he wishes

I'd vote for him... probably. Gotta seen the policies

A drawing of Godzilla, from chest up, wearing a blue suit jacket, white undershirt and a yellow and blue tie

June 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

This reminds me of a Tumblr post...

A thread on Tumblr, about humans going absolutely feral on food items to satisfy their inner beast. Its quite long, so going word for word would be difficult, my apologies

June 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Man, and I felt good about getting "birb" today. Nice pulls!

Screen shot of Pokemon TCG Pocket showing the Full Art Shiny Pidgeot EX from Extradimentional Crisis

June 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

QRP with your header art.

Someone on ye olde Twitter made this for Pride many moons ago and I asked to use it, and they said sure and didnt want credits.

But its still awesome and just never stopped using it, even outside of Pride

From left to right, different scenes of Godzilla using its Atomic Breath that have different colors, in order of the Rainbow: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet

June 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM

Bob

@bobadoe.bsky.social

Shadow of the Colossus. Seeing the vistas and Colossi for the first time, uncovering the story again... the final parts...

It hit me hard in all corners. The tragic hero, saving one you love, the trusted animal companion, a growing horror and darkness, beautiful scenery... and for the Colossi: