The bar is so low for politicians. I’m sat flabbergasted listening to Mamdani answer questions so eloquently in complete sentences and it’s so goddamn refreshing 😭

Lower me into a vat of hash browns and leave me alone

One of the dumbest things about generative ai is that I’m never going to be impressed with digital art again because I’m going to assume it’s fake unless I know the artist and where they stand on its use

Me five minutes after starting the dishwasher every time without fail: “wtf is that noise!?”

Scowled so hard just now my phone wouldn’t unlock

Is it adhd when your house is a mess but you have to spend every waking moment of free time on something fun or you’ll kys? Or is it depression? Or both? Asking for a friend.

I’m not cleaning my oven. What’s going on in there is none of my business.

One of these days I’m going to get fired for telling my boss “no, I don’t need to use AI because I know how to do my fucking job.”

I just thought to myself that it would be cool to have my skeleton strung together when I’m dead, like for science class, but then I got sad because I couldn’t have it in my house now as a decoration

When you come home and immediately change your clothes that’s called a Mr. Rogers