@juliemason.bsky.social

I'm selling these great new patriotic bibles. It's my favorite book.

@juliemason.bsky.social reported about rats getting high at New Orleans police headquarters, and I managed to sneak in to get the scoop.

Currently on a call with the raccoon who went to McDonald's. His name is Rufus, and he just wanted an apple pie.

I am here to lead, or follow, or report personal observations, who knows?

Sailing my ship to new lands!