Bob Bonsall
@bobbonsall.bsky.social
Recovering libertarian, occasional humorist, armchair philosopher and political theorist. Staving off the existential horror of real life with poop jokes until death comes to claim me.
I for one welcome our robot overlords.
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I for one welcome our robot overlords.
Tell me again how Republicans believe in states' rights and the Electoral College...
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Tell me again how Republicans believe in states' rights and the Electoral College...
Gives new meaning to "ballin'," I suppose...
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Gives new meaning to "ballin'," I suppose...
To be fair, the last couple Popes have been very leftist on immigration. It's the US cardinals who have been difficult. They're still assholes about everything else, and I still haven't forgiven them for the whole "hide the kiddie diddlers" thing, but this is an improvement.
January 31, 2026 at 7:13 PM
To be fair, the last couple Popes have been very leftist on immigration. It's the US cardinals who have been difficult. They're still assholes about everything else, and I still haven't forgiven them for the whole "hide the kiddie diddlers" thing, but this is an improvement.
Larry David is on record stating the show had two rules: "No hugging and no learning". They were written to be terrible people.
www.looper.com/869993/the-t...
www.looper.com/869993/the-t...
The Two Dark Rules Larry David Had On The Set Of Seinfeld - Looper
Larry David had two major rules when it came to making episodes of the legendary sitcom "Seinfeld."
www.looper.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Larry David is on record stating the show had two rules: "No hugging and no learning". They were written to be terrible people.
www.looper.com/869993/the-t...
www.looper.com/869993/the-t...
Seriously, Scott, with the dipshits in charge over there, wouldn't you PREFER to have an AI running the show?
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Seriously, Scott, with the dipshits in charge over there, wouldn't you PREFER to have an AI running the show?
You're missing the point, Scott. The McCloskeys drew down on civilians. That's what made them heroes. Look at all the people the Trump loyalists are celebrating - they shoot civilians.
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 PM
You're missing the point, Scott. The McCloskeys drew down on civilians. That's what made them heroes. Look at all the people the Trump loyalists are celebrating - they shoot civilians.
So I have to ask: how many amendments to the Constitution does this administration have to violate before Congress does something about them?
January 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
So I have to ask: how many amendments to the Constitution does this administration have to violate before Congress does something about them?
That's slander, Scott. Nanuk always wanted attention.
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
That's slander, Scott. Nanuk always wanted attention.
Maybe she just has Mad Genius Cow disease.
I'll show myself out.
I'll show myself out.
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Maybe she just has Mad Genius Cow disease.
I'll show myself out.
I'll show myself out.
To be fair, Scott, you've always been jury nullification waiting to happen.
January 19, 2026 at 3:21 PM
To be fair, Scott, you've always been jury nullification waiting to happen.
I make billions and billions of them.
December 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I make billions and billions of them.
"You know, serial killer? As in fruit loops?"
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
"You know, serial killer? As in fruit loops?"
Huh. I also am frequently confidently wrong and threaten to ruin my already terrible life. Am I AI?
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Huh. I also am frequently confidently wrong and threaten to ruin my already terrible life. Am I AI?
Now Scott, be fair. Killing their women and getting God back in the schools.
October 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Now Scott, be fair. Killing their women and getting God back in the schools.
Would you rather they were inside?
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Would you rather they were inside?
I see a little silhouetto of a man
October 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Oh please. The only way the Democrats would shut down the government is if they were about to win an election.
September 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Oh please. The only way the Democrats would shut down the government is if they were about to win an election.
THANK YOU. My best friend is a psychologist and I love him to death, but he can't turn it off. I have to be very careful about specifying that I am using the colloquial definition of words like "crazy" or "neurotic", and even then he gets a little... well, neurotic about it.
September 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
THANK YOU. My best friend is a psychologist and I love him to death, but he can't turn it off. I have to be very careful about specifying that I am using the colloquial definition of words like "crazy" or "neurotic", and even then he gets a little... well, neurotic about it.
Wow. I seriously would never have guessed that.
Nor did I care enough to look it up.
But now I know. And knowing is half the battle.
o7
Nor did I care enough to look it up.
But now I know. And knowing is half the battle.
o7
September 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Wow. I seriously would never have guessed that.
Nor did I care enough to look it up.
But now I know. And knowing is half the battle.
o7
Nor did I care enough to look it up.
But now I know. And knowing is half the battle.
o7