Mario makes his Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade debut today!
The Mario balloon is:
- 43 feet, 8 inches tall or as high as a 4-story building
- 51 feet, 2 inches long or as long as seven bicycles
- 37 feet wide or as wide as six taxicabs

Mario debuted in 1981. #MacysParade

Let's have a parade! It's time for the 99th Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! #macysparade

Really, NYT, calm down. Look at the last decade of Broadway. What's been the competition? #tonys

OK, calm down, NYT. #tonys

The closed captions said "evites" instead of "e-bikes." 😂 #SNL50