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When you take down an imaginary organization, you start from the side, go diagonally, then back two steps, turn around and find the nearest exit.
December 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When you take down an imaginary organization, you start from the side, go diagonally, then back two steps, turn around and find the nearest exit.
9 out of 10 acolytes agree
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
9 out of 10 acolytes agree
"Let's use the Kennedy Center game plan."
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"Let's use the Kennedy Center game plan."
So easy to compare prices from your phone in the ER
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
So easy to compare prices from your phone in the ER
Do we still have millions of people to screw over?
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Do we still have millions of people to screw over?
Qualified immunity goes international
December 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Qualified immunity goes international
Because the unqualified qualify for unqualified immunity?
December 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Because the unqualified qualify for unqualified immunity?
Getting stupider more fasterer
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Getting stupider more fasterer
Like asking Judge Cannon to keep evidence gathered by Jack Smith permanently under seal.
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Like asking Judge Cannon to keep evidence gathered by Jack Smith permanently under seal.
Some lucky ones not only get a pardon, they get hired to work at the DOJ.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Some lucky ones not only get a pardon, they get hired to work at the DOJ.
So, the fog of war cleared?
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So, the fog of war cleared?
Can we spatchcock it first?
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Can we spatchcock it first?
Earliest available? Let me see, one of our technicians can be there Wednesday between 11 and 5.
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Earliest available? Let me see, one of our technicians can be there Wednesday between 11 and 5.
Service call in a war zone: "Our technician can be there next Wednesday between 12 and 5."
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Service call in a war zone: "Our technician can be there next Wednesday between 12 and 5."
Surprised he didn't brag about other contests he's "one".
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Surprised he didn't brag about other contests he's "one".
Arsonist continues to serve as Fire Chief
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Arsonist continues to serve as Fire Chief
I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.
- Al Franken
- Al Franken
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.
- Al Franken
- Al Franken
If memory serves, I believe that's Professor Harold Hill, Gary Conservatory, Gold Medal, Class of '05
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If memory serves, I believe that's Professor Harold Hill, Gary Conservatory, Gold Medal, Class of '05
Barbershop quartets are charming!
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Barbershop quartets are charming!
I'm grading you an "Eph"
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I'm grading you an "Eph"
Each with deep ties to Hans Gruber
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Each with deep ties to Hans Gruber
Well, he has had his heart changed.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Well, he has had his heart changed.
This data combined with the news that Ferrari is holding the line on price increases proves Trump, like Door Dash, delivers!
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This data combined with the news that Ferrari is holding the line on price increases proves Trump, like Door Dash, delivers!
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker