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There's a Christmas joke here, I know it. If only I could think of one...
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
There's a Christmas joke here, I know it. If only I could think of one...
It's some kind of law of the universe, I think.
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's some kind of law of the universe, I think.
I own many socks. Some are matched, even.
I use them for puppet shows.
I use them for puppet shows.
December 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I own many socks. Some are matched, even.
I use them for puppet shows.
I use them for puppet shows.
And not only can they fly backwards but also upside-down and sideways.
Take that, pigeons...
Take that, pigeons...
December 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
And not only can they fly backwards but also upside-down and sideways.
Take that, pigeons...
Take that, pigeons...
Me too. We can only hope it's soon enough.
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Me too. We can only hope it's soon enough.
"...when not playing with babies, store them in a cool dark place to prevent spoilage..."
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"...when not playing with babies, store them in a cool dark place to prevent spoilage..."
I hope you packed Wallace and Gromit plushies in there with your cheese.
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I hope you packed Wallace and Gromit plushies in there with your cheese.
Next year he gets the Distinguished International Prize for Saying Highly Important Things.
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Next year he gets the Distinguished International Prize for Saying Highly Important Things.
"... and the Distinguished International Prize for Saying Highly Intelligent Things award goes to.... Donald Trump! Clap now."
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"... and the Distinguished International Prize for Saying Highly Intelligent Things award goes to.... Donald Trump! Clap now."
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And the UK has awarded Trump the First Universal Commendation Keeper With International Talent award.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
And the UK has awarded Trump the First Universal Commendation Keeper With International Talent award.
Bread and circuses for the plebians. Gotta get those war slaves for the lions to rip apart from somewhere.
Humans haven't changed much in 2000 years.
Humans haven't changed much in 2000 years.
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Bread and circuses for the plebians. Gotta get those war slaves for the lions to rip apart from somewhere.
Humans haven't changed much in 2000 years.
Humans haven't changed much in 2000 years.