Bob The Squid
@bobmage.bsky.social
I still think that every Senator who stated that the impeachment proceedings were illegal or otherwise illegitimate should have been escorted out and counted as not present.
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I still think that every Senator who stated that the impeachment proceedings were illegal or otherwise illegitimate should have been escorted out and counted as not present.
You're describing how it is *supposed* to work. Is it too difficult to imagine that people figure out ways to fake the paperwork?
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
You're describing how it is *supposed* to work. Is it too difficult to imagine that people figure out ways to fake the paperwork?
Here's a seal picture, though I must confess they aren't pets.
December 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Here's a seal picture, though I must confess they aren't pets.
I'm surprised they weren't wearing masks.
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm surprised they weren't wearing masks.
I do hope you've been prescribed antibiotics, it's really hard to get rid of strep without them.
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I do hope you've been prescribed antibiotics, it's really hard to get rid of strep without them.
Baby wipes scented with motor oil and underarm odor. So you're clean, but still smell like a man!
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Baby wipes scented with motor oil and underarm odor. So you're clean, but still smell like a man!
Pumpkin pie is vegetables, eggs, dairy, and grains - A perfectly balanced breakfast.
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pumpkin pie is vegetables, eggs, dairy, and grains - A perfectly balanced breakfast.
As far as how, you submit falsified paperwork to the government claiming you had more kids in your daycare than you actually did. Pretty much all government fraud is just lying on the paperwork and figuring you won't get caught.
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
As far as how, you submit falsified paperwork to the government claiming you had more kids in your daycare than you actually did. Pretty much all government fraud is just lying on the paperwork and figuring you won't get caught.
Blizzard? Did a Dairy Queen open near here?
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Blizzard? Did a Dairy Queen open near here?
There's been "solid proof" of dozens of crimes including sex crimes. Maybe this will be different, but I wouldn't bet anything I couldn't afford to lose on it.
December 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
There's been "solid proof" of dozens of crimes including sex crimes. Maybe this will be different, but I wouldn't bet anything I couldn't afford to lose on it.
Well, sure. Just like plantation owners wanted their slaves to succeed at field work.
December 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Well, sure. Just like plantation owners wanted their slaves to succeed at field work.
Can you think of anyone better to represent the current state of conservative religion in this country?
December 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Can you think of anyone better to represent the current state of conservative religion in this country?
But you've already lost it for next Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
But you've already lost it for next Christmas.
I forget who said this: "I couldn't put your book down. I had to throw it with great force."
December 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I forget who said this: "I couldn't put your book down. I had to throw it with great force."
I have as yet seen no evidence that you are not some lady living in a swamp.
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I have as yet seen no evidence that you are not some lady living in a swamp.
That, sir, is an insult to the tiny pathetic clown boy community.
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That, sir, is an insult to the tiny pathetic clown boy community.
I'll tell you mine: they will be big, loud as fuck, wastefull of resources, and absolutely useless for their alleged intended purpose.
So, basically, his name on them is perfect.
So, basically, his name on them is perfect.
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'll tell you mine: they will be big, loud as fuck, wastefull of resources, and absolutely useless for their alleged intended purpose.
So, basically, his name on them is perfect.
So, basically, his name on them is perfect.
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December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Hey, falling asleep during movies just means that they are soothing and make you feel safe. (Much like my falling asleep in Calculus meant that I found Calculus soothing.)
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hey, falling asleep during movies just means that they are soothing and make you feel safe. (Much like my falling asleep in Calculus meant that I found Calculus soothing.)
I am *SO* tempted to correct you....
December 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I am *SO* tempted to correct you....
"US Companies" are not the government or the people or the country.
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"US Companies" are not the government or the people or the country.
No, they're under the resolute desk, hoping he doesn't have a bowel movement before they're done.
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No, they're under the resolute desk, hoping he doesn't have a bowel movement before they're done.