Bob Messerschmidt
bobme.bsky.social
Bob Messerschmidt
@bobme.bsky.social
Science geek.  Watch architect. Inventor & Entrepreneur. I write about chronic inflammation and also sell an at-home inflammation tracking device - the COR One™ // corhealth.com
People make the mistake of treating AI as their ADVISOR when in fact they should treat it as their INTERN. A really young, inexperienced, sycophantic one that tends to shoot from the hip and is wrong much of the time and who has a tendency to lie about it. 😬
May 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The Dow Jones is so far down that they have renamed it the Davy Jones.
April 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
My idea for a new cookbook: never use the words “sheet pan.”
April 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Something tells me Jacques Pepin does not follow internet influencers.
March 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm an autodidact but not a very good one.
March 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
this is real
March 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
In a continuing effort to monetize services, Apple have announced a surcharge on 15-minute timers on the iPhone.
March 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of news media mispronouncing Perkins Coie
March 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I am assuming Trump has never heard of the infinite prisoner’s dilemma
February 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Weren’t we all supposed to be traveling in tubes by now?
February 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
At least in the UK you can know you are reading entertainment and not science by looking at the masthead. Here we might find such an article in the serious press.
February 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A message on my car screen just now “ vehicle exit assist has been deactivated. Please be careful exiting vehicle”.

This is how liberalism failed.
January 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I am currently paying a 25% tariff on the Chinese parts that I import and Trump wants to increase it to ... checks notes ... 10%. Well, if he must.
January 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Isn’t this about the point where AI jumps the shark?
Trump to announce multibillion dollar investment in AI infrastructure
www.politico.com
January 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
So upset with myself this morning I grabbed the moisturizing shampoo instead of the hydrating shampoo. My day is ruined.
January 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Does blue sky give me a way to filter out anybody who starts their post with “Let’s be clear?”
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
A bunch of people missed the second part of the Gulf of America executive order. French fries are once again Freedom fries.
January 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What Covid looks like
January 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dershowitz: "reports they [special prosecutors] write to the attorney general should be internal."

Also Dershowitz, one sentence later: "We favor transparency in government ... Transparency must be balanced"

"Balanced transparency" ... sounds like an oxymoron to me.
January 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Do you have a Breville espresso machine with an auto-tamper that you have pretty well dialed in? Here's a hack. After tamping is completed, hit the grind button a second time. Thank me later.
January 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Without California the US would still be the largest economy in the world.
January 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Waymos (Waymii?) will run yellow lights.
January 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This announcement sounds written by an AI: Google announced on Wednesday that all AI features in Gmail, Docs, Sheets, and Meet are now available to Workspace customers at no extra charge, though the plan will see a $2 per month increase per user. 😂
January 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It takes courage to stand up for ... ultra processed foods??? slate.com/life/2025/01...
Everyone’s Favorite Grocery Store Is Bursting With Ultraprocessed Foods. That’s Exactly Why I Shop There.
I'm a dietician, and these foods help me get through the week.
slate.com
January 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If someone is trying to merge into traffic in front of me, I roll down my window and yell “MAST ABEAM!”
January 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM