I'm still waiting to have greatness thrust upon me.

I lead a little community band, and we don't get many gigs in the summer
So we make videos. youtu.be/3Eq51ekfAFY?...

An eccentric from Idaho falls
Liked to show off his gigantic ... dolls.
('Twas today you did find
So unclean is your mind
You thought I would rhyme "Falls" with "Balls!")

On entering Idaho from the south

There was an old author from Malad
Who was prone to write lexical salad.
So blue was his prose
It seemed shot out his nose
And it lengthened a koan to a ballad.

I was trying to fly out of Ogden
But the air field there had been fogged in
There was such a delay
I was waiting all day
So, instead of flying I jogged in.

A sober young lady of Nehi
Put on colorful socks that went knee high
These hose, though a relic
Were in fact psychedelic
"I wear them because they get me high!"

An extremely white man in Kanosh
Craved Armenian food for a nosh
He could go for a curry
Or a spicy tandoori
But was really turned on by lavosh.

There once was a fellow from Panguitch
Who chewed on a hot chili sanguitch.
When asked "is it hot?"
He exlaimed "O mein Gott!"
As he rolled on the floor in his anguitch.

A latter-day saint from Kanab
Felt his underwear garment too drab
So he had it tie-dyed
With the help of his bride;
A succesful and colorful colab!

Enjoy the following limericks composed to pass the miles on my trip north from Phoenix to Canada.

Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.

TRUMP STUPIDITY STRIKES AZ - Roofs at the Besh Ba Gowah archaeological park are being repaired, but cutting of log timbers needed from nearby Pinal Peak by Forest Service conservation crews have been halted, because the crews were paid by a federal grant. There will be delays, and costs will rise.

You don't have to:

* Buy a Tesla
* Scroll through X
* Buy stuff through Amazon
* Check your Facebook/Insta/Threads feeds
* Buy the Washington Post or read it online
* Same for the NY Times

These things used to be OK. Now they enable the evil.

For the Phoenix history nerds out there. Currently a threatened site. #phoenixhistory #historicpreservation #phoenix #arizonahistory

What's the group wisdom on treating follows by obvious fake chick accounts? Block or just ignore?

If you're on this platform, you are not one of the voters who decide elections. Ya gotta dumb it down to reach those people.

The word "kindly" in any official-looking corporate email is a sure sign of phishing. No US company is that polite.