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Rob Magnesen
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Listening to "Ants Marching" as an adult is weird, stop judging me Dave, I also don't want to be stuck in traffic, we're just trying to get to work man.
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
289 genres sounds like a lot, two-thirds of those were just Ween
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
September 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Why is Jean Renoir always left out of the nepo baby conversation?
August 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
They can perform "Rent" in a leap year but it takes slightly longer.
July 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Saw this at the Starbucks in a Target and had a 45 minute flashback of my entire life up to this point. I think they were mad at me.
July 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There are two versions of Molly (16 Candles) on Spotify and if you pick the wrong one an interdimensional centipede named Reggie will eat your brain
June 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Instead of 24/7/365, shouldn't it be 24/7/52?
April 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The gastrointestinal episode of "Magic school bus" has an absolutely infuriating ending. I am beyond crushed they did not emerge from Arnold's bootyhole. Golden opportunity, wasted. I'm starting a petition to remake it with competent writers.
April 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Despite the lyrics of the introductory song, the game in Space Jam does not go into overtime. Clear violation of chekov's gun, 0/10
March 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Stop. Giving. Curious. George. Responsibilities.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The bar in "Coyote Ugly" did not serve water. Seems like a health hazard if we're being honest.
March 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We don't talk enough about how the most serious pop song of all time ("Eleanor Rigby") is heavily sampled in the least serious pop song of all time ("Thong Song")
February 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Mission impossible movies be like

"We're dealing with a clandestine organization known only at The Shadow. It's the most secret and mysterious group of criminals in the history of civilization.

The drop will take place at the TGI Friday's under the Eiffel Tower."
February 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
AI is terrible but I just typed in "nba player with beard" and it knew unequivocally who I was talking about so
February 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If elon is just randomly cutting programs, he should take a look at the Grand Cayman Red Sea Trading Company. I'm hearing rumors it's a slush fund where the pentagon keeps proceeds from illegal arms sales.
February 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Every breakfast is a prayer breakfast when you have a high sodium diet.
February 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Covid has been over for awhile... can we please be done with the pre-movie Nicole Kidman "signature si'loin" AMC ad?
February 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The "Sugar, how you look so fly" song is the most beloved song where no one knows who it's by, when it came out, or any other words besides those 6
February 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
White, purple, and blue Gatorade are for elite athletes, all other colors for little kids with no top tier skills to speak of.
January 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"But what could be the cause of all these microplastics in the body?" pondered the scientist, chewing on the end of his glasses.
January 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Wikipedia
>Seducing Cindy
>Contestants
>Description

We used to make shit in this country, build shit.
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Timothee Chalamet GG Allin biopic now. Let's see if you got the chops, kid. I believe in you.
January 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Someone needs to tell this MJ Lenderman fellow that it's actually illegal to make music that appeals to 35-year-olds.
January 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM