🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!

The moss is famished

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Fun Fact: This short was originally entitled "Xanax 2" and received 6 whole views in just 24 hours! After renaming it to "Shmegma Male", it gained over 400 views instantly. Wow!

If you see one of these out in the wild, fucking kill it immediately.

I, Bob Pope, am going on the record to say that the whole "flexgate" drama was super overblown. Come on, guys. Worry about shit that actually freaking matters.

because of certina "Bad Actors," thes will be

I will spend this Thanksgiving gooning.

What life feels like when you finally wash the dishes.

There really should be a law against people grabbing chihuahuas by the skull and smashing them against the curb like you would crack an egg on the counter. Just seems kinda inhumane to me idk 🤷‍♂️

Best movie I've seen in years (Kino Level: Megalodon)

Me when no USB port

One of these days, I'm finally gonna eat the can of beans in my ass

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I'm Bob Pope. These are my special interests:

🥛Cum
🍆Cock
⚽️Balls
💩Shit
🧀Smegma
🌭Foreskin
💰Ballsack
🍈Titties
🍑Ass
💦Piss
💵Shillings
🪖WWII
♓️Astrology
🇦🇱Republic of Albania
🏺Mysterious Ancient Vase
🫎A Huge Ass Moose Looking Right At You
🪦The Glorious Resolution of the Moral Coil Binding us all
🍔borgre

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