Bob Salamander
@bobsalamander.bsky.social
Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?
Paying tributes to the ancients you say?
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Paying tributes to the ancients you say?
thinking about thos Beans
January 27, 2026 at 8:35 PM
thinking about thos Beans
Two years before he was elected:
January 19, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Two years before he was elected:
Me, when the booster from Meta pays for a dual-threat QB:
January 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Me, when the booster from Meta pays for a dual-threat QB:
Before or after riding the giant slide at the Iowa State Fair?
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Before or after riding the giant slide at the Iowa State Fair?
If I were keeping records on the day the streak was broken:
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If I were keeping records on the day the streak was broken:
Keep the calculator running because Sameer's getting an air Fryer
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Keep the calculator running because Sameer's getting an air Fryer
My aloof wife...waiting for shredded cheese
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My aloof wife...waiting for shredded cheese
This guy, to ICE:
September 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This guy, to ICE:
Pictured: Bluesky poster seeing a sports tweet
September 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Pictured: Bluesky poster seeing a sports tweet
They're so close already
August 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They're so close already
Computer show me stoic mastermind
August 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Computer show me stoic mastermind
I'm surprised there's no "Murder Muffins" tier
July 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm surprised there's no "Murder Muffins" tier