Are you KIDDING ME

the sentimental insanity

In Stars and Time made me feel a lot of things and this was one of them

See also the "don't talk to me or my sons ever again" lotion gang

Accidentally adventure timed cleaning out my makeup drawer today

My husband is fed up.

Every new year I like to do a 12 card tarot spread and pull cards associated with each coming month. For November I pulled the nine of swords and I didn't know what it meant, but now looking at this guy and being here I'm like lmao yeah that tracks

Oh, good.

My phone's Discover page stopping at nothing to give me news that truly matters

Me trying to move all of my teen clients to after-school appointment slots now that it's August

Keyboard algo has started pitching me thesis ideas

PA counseling board: if you're going to be licensed you're going to have to defeat your seven evil ex supervisors

FIRST SUB 1:15 AWYEAH comin for that sub hour