-at brooks&dunn last night during hard working man, halfway thru, someone in the crowd got up and lit a cigarette in the yum center. Then they did a six guitar outro

-I’ll stand on christapletons coffee table in my reeboks and say Ronnie Dunn is the best singer alive

I’m so fired up I’m turning my underwear into a thong and bouncing up and down to the NBA orchestra music

some of u ppl never breathed in lawn mower exhaust and it shows

C.R.E.A.M. (crypto rules everything around me)

call me eric the way my nuts be clapton my thighs