lady wardriva
@bog.beauty
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former INTJ • Brave (IBS Survivor) • Brave (~My Journey~) • Netizen
former INTJ • Brave (IBS Survivor) • Brave (~My Journey~) • Netizen
brought leftovers from the pudding i made
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
brought leftovers from the pudding i made
daily handbag carry:
opera gloves
sunglasses
a little derringer
cigarillo holder
three cigarillos each marked with a man's name
opera gloves
sunglasses
a little derringer
cigarillo holder
three cigarillos each marked with a man's name
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
daily handbag carry:
opera gloves
sunglasses
a little derringer
cigarillo holder
three cigarillos each marked with a man's name
opera gloves
sunglasses
a little derringer
cigarillo holder
three cigarillos each marked with a man's name
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
imagine if you will, jar jar binks, but instead of saying his classic line mesa jar jar binks he says mensa jar jar binks because he does well in iq tests and has joined mensa, imagine him saying mensa jar jar binks for a moment, now if you dropped his accent when imaging that, examine why that is
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
imagine if you will, jar jar binks, but instead of saying his classic line mesa jar jar binks he says mensa jar jar binks because he does well in iq tests and has joined mensa, imagine him saying mensa jar jar binks for a moment, now if you dropped his accent when imaging that, examine why that is
another depressing off-season in the tent hire for outdoor discos trade
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
another depressing off-season in the tent hire for outdoor discos trade
Paddington doesn't kill
that's the thing about him
like obviously people are harmed but we never see Paddington actively take a life or use a gun
that's the thing about him
like obviously people are harmed but we never see Paddington actively take a life or use a gun
November 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Paddington doesn't kill
that's the thing about him
like obviously people are harmed but we never see Paddington actively take a life or use a gun
that's the thing about him
like obviously people are harmed but we never see Paddington actively take a life or use a gun
i was just contacted by a charity and they're trying to get in touch with you as you're one of the worst cases of whatever it is that you are they have ever seen
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
i was just contacted by a charity and they're trying to get in touch with you as you're one of the worst cases of whatever it is that you are they have ever seen
as far is in my book is concerned, to live ethically is to live epically
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
as far is in my book is concerned, to live ethically is to live epically
there's a 31.9m diameter black sphere in deep space about 0.4 light years away and that's where my thoughts come from
October 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
there's a 31.9m diameter black sphere in deep space about 0.4 light years away and that's where my thoughts come from
23:29: i have entered a dessert seeking mode
October 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
23:29: i have entered a dessert seeking mode
sonic the hedgehog is upset with you
October 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
sonic the hedgehog is upset with you
thinking about climbing into a rock tumbler and just getting tumbled for a while, at least until i am smooth
September 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
thinking about climbing into a rock tumbler and just getting tumbled for a while, at least until i am smooth
pickup line suggested by my brother: Oi luv, get in the wheelbarrow, you'll do
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
pickup line suggested by my brother: Oi luv, get in the wheelbarrow, you'll do
thinking about goldeen's incredible lips
September 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
thinking about goldeen's incredible lips
what book should i read
September 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
what book should i read
when it became apparent that there was a real life Peter Griffin, the creators of family guy should have constructed the show in such as way as to give him a good and healthy life, it's a massive moral failure on the part of seth macfarlane
September 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
when it became apparent that there was a real life Peter Griffin, the creators of family guy should have constructed the show in such as way as to give him a good and healthy life, it's a massive moral failure on the part of seth macfarlane
Oi, alright then! Come and fucking tuck me into bed if you think you're hard enough!
September 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Oi, alright then! Come and fucking tuck me into bed if you think you're hard enough!
they fucking minioned me
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
they fucking minioned me
i took one of those tell what people's emotions are from these photos test and got like 76% putting me in neurotypical range, i have completely wasted my time building elaborate minecart rail networks in minecraft
August 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i took one of those tell what people's emotions are from these photos test and got like 76% putting me in neurotypical range, i have completely wasted my time building elaborate minecart rail networks in minecraft
what's your favourite watercooler moment? mine was glug glug glug
July 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
what's your favourite watercooler moment? mine was glug glug glug
sometimes ill wear all the car seatbelts so im extra safe
July 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
sometimes ill wear all the car seatbelts so im extra safe
like we all think your clockwork menagerie is cool but it's also pretty weird dude
July 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
like we all think your clockwork menagerie is cool but it's also pretty weird dude
got this to wear to straight pride, im not straight but i am an ally
July 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
got this to wear to straight pride, im not straight but i am an ally
crushing an espresso like a bloodborne blood vial
July 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
crushing an espresso like a bloodborne blood vial
touching an egg's face with a hand covered in estrogel and birthing them like saruman
July 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
touching an egg's face with a hand covered in estrogel and birthing them like saruman