BoganInParasite
@boganinparasite.bsky.social
They say the world is full of lovers and fighters, well I'm here for the haters. Procrastinator and introvert. Reconnecting with Australia after many years away. Amateur bird spotter.
This would have helped me in an exam I remember in 1972.
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This would have helped me in an exam I remember in 1972.
And with a misguided sense of adventure.
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
And with a misguided sense of adventure.
Pretty sure JFK controllers definitely mean this, but not often say it, well, not slowly so they can be understood.
December 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Pretty sure JFK controllers definitely mean this, but not often say it, well, not slowly so they can be understood.
Perhaps a little excessive but if he was a vegan as well….
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Perhaps a little excessive but if he was a vegan as well….
Looks like they have contracted the whole service out to a sub-continent company.
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Looks like they have contracted the whole service out to a sub-continent company.
Likely because that’s an oversized bag they didn’t charge.
October 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Likely because that’s an oversized bag they didn’t charge.
This whole thing is a stain on Australia. Free him, reward him.
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
This whole thing is a stain on Australia. Free him, reward him.
Thought they must have flown back on RyanAir for a second.
September 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Thought they must have flown back on RyanAir for a second.
The Pope must intervene with this imposter. I say imposter because no true christian would advocate these views.
September 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The Pope must intervene with this imposter. I say imposter because no true christian would advocate these views.
Only sport where a throw can be in any direction, and bag recovery optional. Controversially, a recent attempt to give extra points for the sounds of breakages on landing was only narrowly defeated.
September 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Only sport where a throw can be in any direction, and bag recovery optional. Controversially, a recent attempt to give extra points for the sounds of breakages on landing was only narrowly defeated.
Hoping Benny has captured the face droop on the other side.
September 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hoping Benny has captured the face droop on the other side.
Looks like the "hot box" discipline session for errant baggage handlers may have got out of hand.
September 4, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Looks like the "hot box" discipline session for errant baggage handlers may have got out of hand.
With a few beers onboard this could be a Bangkok red light district bathroom pic.
August 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
With a few beers onboard this could be a Bangkok red light district bathroom pic.
Someone has photoshopped the coat cupboard at the top right out. Difficult to believe anything nowadays.
July 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Someone has photoshopped the coat cupboard at the top right out. Difficult to believe anything nowadays.
Dead pax can’t make lost baggage claims soon need to wait longer.
July 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dead pax can’t make lost baggage claims soon need to wait longer.
Was in Dubai last month and the daughter got me something similar, perhaps this exactly but in a different cover. GOAT.
June 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Was in Dubai last month and the daughter got me something similar, perhaps this exactly but in a different cover. GOAT.
Needs to be moved along. Once had great hope for him but more and more looks like an intellectual show pony.
June 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Needs to be moved along. Once had great hope for him but more and more looks like an intellectual show pony.
Scamming on Facebook in Thailand is out of control. However, in fairness there are quite a number of other platforms here it is pretty bad as well. Everyday users have lost faith on relying on these platforms to impart accurate information.
May 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Scamming on Facebook in Thailand is out of control. However, in fairness there are quite a number of other platforms here it is pretty bad as well. Everyday users have lost faith on relying on these platforms to impart accurate information.
Try turning off all the airport lights.
May 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Try turning off all the airport lights.
I'm trying to imagine a starter and main if they were the surprise ingredients that had to be included in a meal. Likely mainstains already in prisons or aged care homes.
May 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I'm trying to imagine a starter and main if they were the surprise ingredients that had to be included in a meal. Likely mainstains already in prisons or aged care homes.
You'll be needing a new ladder by the sounds of it.
April 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You'll be needing a new ladder by the sounds of it.
More practice for Melania.
April 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
More practice for Melania.