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Bognosticator

@bognosticator.bsky.social

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He/They 🇨🇦 Agnostic Atheist Buddhist Transhumanist I am not a fan of whichever politician you're accusing me of being a fan of

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Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 2d

Award him a new prize and tell him they made it just for him.

Nobel Piece* Prize, twice the size of the other prizes and slathered in gold paint.

*of shit

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Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 3d

I'm here for whatever art you're drawing

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 4d

Is the cost of bees included in the affordable price, or is there a surcharge?

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Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 5d

I look forward to your next idea!

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 6d

Nobody is even sure if Blue Prince has been 100%ed by anybody. There's stuff left in it that everyone agrees are *probably* puzzles left unsolved.

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 8d

Bronze-cut barley

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 10d

D'awwwwOHMYGODHISNUTS

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Amy Youngs @amyyou.bsky.social · 20d

This cartoon by artist Frank Ape grounded me today #artmatters

Cartoon character with text bubbles that talk about why making art matters in these challenging times

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Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 11d

Reveal your location so I can come find you with rocks

(Nobody tell him I'm coming with hugs instead)

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 15d

That's a fine line to walk. If it's not gross enough you'll want to save it from the cat, but if it's too gross you'll want to take it away in case it's poisonous or diseased or something.

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 17d

Is a torso abacus not the standard way for a store owner to calculate change?

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 19d

You were going to sell it one way or the other

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 22d

The EU parliament even gave us an example to follow. You can just say "no, we're not celebrating that man, cut that out."

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 24d

Deer normal?

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 25d

I have beheld the son

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 25d

Everything's awful, but at least all their friends and family now know that they're rawdogging it every night.

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · 29d

He experiences empathy, and for more than just humans! Totally unsuited to this administration.

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · Sep 7

The backseating is so beatable, I believe in you

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · Sep 4

You do it but everyone sees it. Enemies are deeply disoriented the first time they get hit by it.

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Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · Sep 3

"The upcoming 51st season of SNL will add 5 new featured cast members, only one of whom that could be whisked off the street at a moment’s notice by masked paramilitary enforcers into an unmarked SUV."

I have bad news about ICE and their respect for US citizenship...

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · Aug 31

I just beat the story mode on this yesterday! Hopefully you guys get some spooks within your stream, this game's a real slow burn.

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · Aug 23

I sure hope he doesn't die in a way that ruins his legacy forever-after. That would be the *worst*.

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · Aug 23

Most cockroach species have wings, very few of them use them to fly (they're faster on the ground), but they sometimes glide with them if they're already up high.

The ones that do fly properly, they prefer to fly when it's warm because they have more energy to spare.

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · Aug 21

Reddit? Seems like they got a sub for everything over there.

Bognosticator @bognosticator.bsky.social · Aug 17

The world would be a better place if an 11-year-old had beaten the shit out of Trump for real.