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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · Jul 23

Decided to have another 100% original idea:
1 Like = 1 "Non-Political" take!
(Or at least "less political" in my case)

TheGhastlyOhtaku - 🎃👻Maxie👻🎃 @theaverageohtaku.bsky.social · Jul 23

1 Like = 1 "Non-Political" take!

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1m

I mean, it could be, but probably not with me.

Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1m

Thanks, I will! You as well, and on this fine day, I wish that you can enjoy the company of the fair maiden of your heart.

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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 1h

🫡 GOAT status

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 14m

I mean,the housing situation post AmeriKKKan invasion was also not too great, so the assumption wouldn't be too out there.

Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 16m

They wanted to make double sure that no one could potentially think that any other Saddam was meant here.

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 18m

This is how toxic yaoi has ruined you. You are unable to conceptualize something cute and wholesome now!

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 20m

This is low-key how I will be sleeping tonight:

Saddam's hiding place:
Entrance is hidden by bricks and rubble, the hole is around 6 feet deep and has an air vent as well as a fan, while Saddam Hussein is colored red.

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 41m

I try to like your post, but Bluesky takes away the like. 😔

Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 41m

Alexis has way too many Ivans and Dimitris around her, but not enough Alyoshas; this is why she currently needs to speculate on what would fix her life.

Alexis ☭ @gothgf.rip · 1h

re-reading the brothers karamazov would fix me

Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 50m

That book actually has a chance of fixing you! I can also recommend many other books by Mo Yan.

Alexis ☭ @gothgf.rip · 1h

re-reading big breasts and wide hips would fix me

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 54m

Goated book. People (westerners) should read more Mo Yan!

Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 56m

Not sure if rereading The Science of Logic (or anything by Hegel) has fixed anyone before, but if it helps then pls let me know.

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

Everyone always says this, but then I catch them anyways.

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

I mean, that would be the reason as to why I would teach you. To have some safe wins whenever we bet some money on our games!

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

I would tell you that there is no reason to feel guilty, because almost everyone else there is a piece of shit as well, but you are just too kind hearted of a person to take advantage of others like that.

But I would tell you some of the stuff that is going on, like that one acid attack.

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

The toxic yaoi allegations will be proven right, because I would definitely use you biting me as a pretext for the cigarette burns, lol.

Yeah, I feel the same. I also used to get into a lot of fights (almost daily), and it was a lot of fun, but there also was some really fucked-up shit happening.

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

Also, there would be a chance that I ask you, if you want to sell some stuff as well; probably weed, coke, speed or molly.

Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

I fully support this!

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

Something tells me that you would likely be the person with the most functioning moral compass in my crew. There is a slight chance that you may end up slightly disturbed from some of the things that are said and done while we are unsupervised. . .

But I would love to teach you Poker and Blackjack!

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

I would say my childhood had both great and awful things, it was just pretty filled with things in general.

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

In that case, I would probably try to "fix" that part of you over time by having you get used to physical contact with me, so that I can properly ruin you again.

But besides that, you would also be the person I would be most open with. Plus, you would save me from many bad decisions!

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

I feel like we already are pretty similar in terms of personality, so we probably would have gotten along well on our first day. We probably would look for a way to blackmail the pedophile sports teacher out of some cash.

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

We wouldn't have that much in common, but we would still get along well.
I feel like you would be like a second younger sibling to me, only that I mainly would teach you pick-pocketing and lying.

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 1h

Glad to hear, then this wouldn't be abuse but simply a BDSM thing. If it helps, I would kiss each and every burn I would leave on your soft skin, although, only occasionally whenever I feel romantic.

And yeah, it was fun! Especially stealing their stuff and lighting things on fire.

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Firstname Lastname @bohemiantragedy999.bsky.social · 2h

Perhaps, but middle school me used to be another level of toxicity. I probably would have burned you with me cigarette buns to see if you would moan, lol.
Also, there was this one factory that I always broke in, we would have had so much fun together there!

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