Bohor 🐻❄️
@bohor.bsky.social
The purple-haired polar bear by the bay. Literal and figurative graymuzzle.
Harsh to call it the worst ever, but I would agree that, viewed as a comedy, the Nativity is a bit dry. There was only so much they could do with the "shitty gifts for a baby" motif while holding on to a G rating.
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Harsh to call it the worst ever, but I would agree that, viewed as a comedy, the Nativity is a bit dry. There was only so much they could do with the "shitty gifts for a baby" motif while holding on to a G rating.
Meanwhile we've got almost the opposite: the same temp within a few degrees for the next 18 hours.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Meanwhile we've got almost the opposite: the same temp within a few degrees for the next 18 hours.
Sometimes I miss having real weather.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Sometimes I miss having real weather.
Available in new, exciting flavors like Spandex and Box Office Poison.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Available in new, exciting flavors like Spandex and Box Office Poison.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Explain your OC's power with a GIF.
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Explain your OC's power with a GIF.
"Beeembo." Say "Beeembo." Go on, say it. Say "Beeembo".
I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!!
("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")
I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!!
("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Beeembo." Say "Beeembo." Go on, say it. Say "Beeembo".
I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!!
("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")
I said fucking say it! NOW, you CUM BUCKET, say the fucking word! "BEEEMBO"! I will CRAM diction down your THROAT 'til the fucking syllables ooze out of EVERY HOLE in your COCK-GARAGE SKULL!!
("Bimbo. We thought you said you 'wanted bread'.")
Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
Saw this and thought of @yennix.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Saw this and thought of @yennix.bsky.social
I like ethnic food, but I do have a few limits.
Plus the fact they didn't call this Pikastew is almost criminal.
Plus the fact they didn't call this Pikastew is almost criminal.
September 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I like ethnic food, but I do have a few limits.
Plus the fact they didn't call this Pikastew is almost criminal.
Plus the fact they didn't call this Pikastew is almost criminal.
Maybe this is what they saw people eating in Springfield?
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Maybe this is what they saw people eating in Springfield?
Gghhjggghggh JA I will have all your babies.
Dear lord, what a game guys. 💓💓💓💓💓💓🙌
Dear lord, what a game guys. 💓💓💓💓💓💓🙌
September 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Gghhjggghggh JA I will have all your babies.
Dear lord, what a game guys. 💓💓💓💓💓💓🙌
Dear lord, what a game guys. 💓💓💓💓💓💓🙌
The Piss Pig machines were all either shorted out, occupied or "ew".
September 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The Piss Pig machines were all either shorted out, occupied or "ew".
Oh I see you you sultry little bitch. I'm not gonna fall for those bedroom eyes again. For much.
September 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Oh I see you you sultry little bitch. I'm not gonna fall for those bedroom eyes again. For much.
Extra credit question:
This GSR walkway belongs in:
A) a Kubrick movie
B) a Wes Anderson movie
C) a Hype Williams video
D) A 60s acid flashback
E) Some of the above
F) All of the above except some
G) E and F only
This GSR walkway belongs in:
A) a Kubrick movie
B) a Wes Anderson movie
C) a Hype Williams video
D) A 60s acid flashback
E) Some of the above
F) All of the above except some
G) E and F only
September 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Extra credit question:
This GSR walkway belongs in:
A) a Kubrick movie
B) a Wes Anderson movie
C) a Hype Williams video
D) A 60s acid flashback
E) Some of the above
F) All of the above except some
G) E and F only
This GSR walkway belongs in:
A) a Kubrick movie
B) a Wes Anderson movie
C) a Hype Williams video
D) A 60s acid flashback
E) Some of the above
F) All of the above except some
G) E and F only
Portrait by Teaselbone
September 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Portrait by Teaselbone
50 years ain't bad. Most people on fire only live for a few minutes.
August 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
50 years ain't bad. Most people on fire only live for a few minutes.
Don't... post... headlines like this three months before it happens, y'assholes.
The fact it's Tuesday is the only reason I didn't just blindly go do it.
The fact it's Tuesday is the only reason I didn't just blindly go do it.
August 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Don't... post... headlines like this three months before it happens, y'assholes.
The fact it's Tuesday is the only reason I didn't just blindly go do it.
The fact it's Tuesday is the only reason I didn't just blindly go do it.
Obligatory for panel 3.
August 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Obligatory for panel 3.
I have never been more ambivalent about a photo/headline pairing before.
August 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I have never been more ambivalent about a photo/headline pairing before.
Weird request, but OK.
July 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Weird request, but OK.