Or a hospice.

There *has* to be another candidate for Maine that isn't 80 years old or sports a Nazi tattoo.

Every Republican in an R+10-15 seat broke out in a sweat all of a sudden.

We went from Fred Rogers and Bill Nye to Mr. Beast and Dave Portnoy.

Where's the self-destruct button?

The Golden Timeline is one where Fred Trump Jr. didn't die of alcoholism, allowing Trump to find his true calling as a pro wrestling heel manager.

Trump spent every other week during his first term holding a campaign rally.

In 2025, he didn't even show up to stump for Jones and Ciattarelli.

The fact that Trump is having to do a tele-rally for TN-07 is IMO, telling.

First Term Trump would have spent the next few weeks in Franklin or Clarksville so he can bask in the adulation of his followers.

Cue Varad Mehta whining about how there will be a Years of Lead bloodbath in the country if even a single Trump WH official gets extradited to an ICC member state.

My guess is the Gallup poll slipped past the info quarantine.