astonishing
@boldfearlessturtle.bsky.social
just a turtle dewdrop whirling in the swamp. she/her, technically old enough to run for president (if i weren't a mutant ninja turtle)
at the time i remember thinking "that makes sense, i wouldn't want to make people feel bad", but now i'm like "wow"
May 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
at the time i remember thinking "that makes sense, i wouldn't want to make people feel bad", but now i'm like "wow"
this guy in particular: v friendly and patient
May 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
this guy in particular: v friendly and patient
i once sprained my ankle not by getting off a bus, but two perfectly flat steps later!
May 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
i once sprained my ankle not by getting off a bus, but two perfectly flat steps later!
oh no, you've been visited by the absurdity demon :(
May 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
oh no, you've been visited by the absurdity demon :(
<333 that is v true. sending you chill brain waves (the kind i get from yolo paperweighting me)
May 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
<333 that is v true. sending you chill brain waves (the kind i get from yolo paperweighting me)
mine was also ankylosaurus!!! COME AT ME, BRO!
May 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
mine was also ankylosaurus!!! COME AT ME, BRO!
how are you holding up?
May 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
how are you holding up?
first word: 👼
often a 🦔
:D
often a 🦔
:D
May 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
first word: 👼
often a 🦔
:D
often a 🦔
:D
(almost all of them were in the yard, that is - a big chunk were at the riparian preserve, 2 in CA, and the rest in the parking lots of places where i got bored or overwhelmed)
May 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
(almost all of them were in the yard, that is - a big chunk were at the riparian preserve, 2 in CA, and the rest in the parking lots of places where i got bored or overwhelmed)