2. Corfu Villas: ”Shit”=Shit
Laid-back roofing with a trace of neu-drain. Close.

1. John Oates: Oates
Satire of martyring your life in the service of art. Blue-eyed carpenter nails it again.

4. Self Storage Boys: We Will Kill You
Barely describable lardbass, with faint echoes of gearbox oil.

3. 2,144x2,144X: neon impossible
Brain-crunching, retro-fibre stench; flecks of vomit.

7. Lil Zaz: Baz
Dazzling gaz rush.

6. Creg VIII: The Aviator’s Fear Of Birds

Master storytellers of turgid rumour strike again.

5. AC//-//ac: translator
No one speaks the language like the self-appointed sheriffs of faux new-town planning.

Addicted to Love, Into the Groovey, Teenage Riot. Covering songs better than your own is a recipe for disaster

That just got worse. "If you'd been paying attention"... Jeez

Whoever came up with the AI prompt for a pie-brained, inarticulate, callow, obscure but lethally moronic Tory MP got it spot on. Just didn't know the tech was so good 👏👏 #bbcqt

The Velvet Rope. Masterpiece

Who the fuck was Elizabeth the Great?

Plus anniversaries should only be 25, 50, 75 or 100. 20 at a push. Not 31

It's not misunderstood, it's misconceived. 'Wrongly or badly planned or judged, typically because of faulty understanding"

Wa-hey! I'll get the Tennent's in