Chris
@bombastic-shark.bsky.social
Overrated, audacious, impressionable nerd. He/Him.
Black lives matter.
Trans rights are human rights.
Black lives matter.
Trans rights are human rights.
According ta the TFWiki, in 2008 — Many children can expect their Christmas to be ruined when they receive a gift of the Transformers: Energon Ultimate Collection DVD set, released today by Paramount Pictures.
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
According ta the TFWiki, in 2008 — Many children can expect their Christmas to be ruined when they receive a gift of the Transformers: Energon Ultimate Collection DVD set, released today by Paramount Pictures.
How common is putting hot sauce on your oyster crackers? Is that a regional thing or a generational thing?
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
How common is putting hot sauce on your oyster crackers? Is that a regional thing or a generational thing?
Whose idea was it ta give Earthspark Optimus facial hair and who shot it down? I just wanna talk. www.jermainejose.com/transformers...
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Whose idea was it ta give Earthspark Optimus facial hair and who shot it down? I just wanna talk. www.jermainejose.com/transformers...
No man escapes the Mandroids.
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
No man escapes the Mandroids.
Liege Maximo and the Fallen are both villainous demigods and ancestors ta the Decepticons depending on the story. Since the latter debuted in War Within, which was used ta recycle ideas intended for the Marvel Transformers comic, I wonder if both characters were born from the same inspiration.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Liege Maximo and the Fallen are both villainous demigods and ancestors ta the Decepticons depending on the story. Since the latter debuted in War Within, which was used ta recycle ideas intended for the Marvel Transformers comic, I wonder if both characters were born from the same inspiration.
Imagine when Hashtag first starts streaming as herself instead of posing as a human and strangers assume she's a VTuber being insensitive roleplaying as her botsona.
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Imagine when Hashtag first starts streaming as herself instead of posing as a human and strangers assume she's a VTuber being insensitive roleplaying as her botsona.
Passing through a town where the hospital is next ta the cemetery.
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Passing through a town where the hospital is next ta the cemetery.
Age of the Primes Onslaught is descended from Nexus Prime. Armada Sideways, like Cybertron Sideways, is descended from the Liege Maximo. Still no sign of the Headmaster feature in stock photography but the Mini-Con bits not used for Mirror are trying their hardest ta double as weapons.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Age of the Primes Onslaught is descended from Nexus Prime. Armada Sideways, like Cybertron Sideways, is descended from the Liege Maximo. Still no sign of the Headmaster feature in stock photography but the Mini-Con bits not used for Mirror are trying their hardest ta double as weapons.
This week in video game adjacent news- knife fight between two old fucks at the city Waffle House.
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This week in video game adjacent news- knife fight between two old fucks at the city Waffle House.
When no one's looking I sprinkle some of the gravy from my mashed potatoes on the green beans so they go down more smoothly.
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When no one's looking I sprinkle some of the gravy from my mashed potatoes on the green beans so they go down more smoothly.
Age of the Primes Onslaught has dual cannons for his robot mode separate from the cannons for the vehicle mode, he thinks no one will notice 'em if they're sitting between Bruticus' head and backpack. Nice try, genius.
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Age of the Primes Onslaught has dual cannons for his robot mode separate from the cannons for the vehicle mode, he thinks no one will notice 'em if they're sitting between Bruticus' head and backpack. Nice try, genius.
Sorry boss, won't be at work on Friday, last track of Act III drops that day and I might not survive.
November 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Sorry boss, won't be at work on Friday, last track of Act III drops that day and I might not survive.
If weed is the devil's lettuce, what are the rest of god's angels smoking?
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If weed is the devil's lettuce, what are the rest of god's angels smoking?
I called in an order at a barbecue place and by the time I got there both types of meat I was interested in were sold out. Is this what Scarlet El Vandimion feels when she's told she can't punch a pig's face in?
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I called in an order at a barbecue place and by the time I got there both types of meat I was interested in were sold out. Is this what Scarlet El Vandimion feels when she's told she can't punch a pig's face in?
"And you know what they say... it's always Tuesday somewhere."
"Commander, it's Wednesday."
"Commander, it's Wednesday."
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"And you know what they say... it's always Tuesday somewhere."
"Commander, it's Wednesday."
"Commander, it's Wednesday."
Rodimus appears in the War for Cybertron handheld video game but he's called Hot Shot due ta Hasbro not having the rights ta the name Hot Rod and wanting the character ta be shown becoming Rodimus as part of a (later) story. Prose stories set in the Aligned continuity proceed ta call him Rodimus...
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Rodimus appears in the War for Cybertron handheld video game but he's called Hot Shot due ta Hasbro not having the rights ta the name Hot Rod and wanting the character ta be shown becoming Rodimus as part of a (later) story. Prose stories set in the Aligned continuity proceed ta call him Rodimus...
Age of the Primes Brawl is descended from Megatronus, Big Convoy from (Star) Optimus Prime, and Razorclaw from Onyx Prime. Does that mean Tigerhawk, Tigatron, and Airazor are also related ta Onyx?
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Age of the Primes Brawl is descended from Megatronus, Big Convoy from (Star) Optimus Prime, and Razorclaw from Onyx Prime. Does that mean Tigerhawk, Tigatron, and Airazor are also related ta Onyx?
Eric Siebenaler says it's cool that TFA Bulkhead and Lockdown have appeared in other parts of the brand, he kinda wishes Cybertron Scourge caught on too.
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Eric Siebenaler says it's cool that TFA Bulkhead and Lockdown have appeared in other parts of the brand, he kinda wishes Cybertron Scourge caught on too.
Aaron Archer says he emailed Hasbro about remakes of Transformers he worked on that he would've liked a second go on himself, primarily Vector Prime.
October 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Aaron Archer says he emailed Hasbro about remakes of Transformers he worked on that he would've liked a second go on himself, primarily Vector Prime.
Aaron Archer talking about the original feature for Energon Optimus Prime's trailer where a circular hinge would be spun by the user, reshaping the trailer into a cross and launching a drone, another turn of the hinge spins the cross and launches the next drone.
October 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Aaron Archer talking about the original feature for Energon Optimus Prime's trailer where a circular hinge would be spun by the user, reshaping the trailer into a cross and launching a drone, another turn of the hinge spins the cross and launches the next drone.
Aaron Archer still disappointed that most of the 13 Primes turn into trucks.
October 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Aaron Archer still disappointed that most of the 13 Primes turn into trucks.
Aaron Archer talking about tricking Michael Bay when it came ta Hound's design, the initial APC vehicle mode looked close ta Bulkhead and Aaron in "cool guy" mode compared it ta a moldy loaf of bread.
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Aaron Archer talking about tricking Michael Bay when it came ta Hound's design, the initial APC vehicle mode looked close ta Bulkhead and Aaron in "cool guy" mode compared it ta a moldy loaf of bread.
Bob Budiansky talking about power ratings for Transformers: Some of you are too young for this, that's called graph paper.
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Bob Budiansky talking about power ratings for Transformers: Some of you are too young for this, that's called graph paper.
Ma asked me if the T in TFCon stands for Transformers, what's the F stand for?
October 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ma asked me if the T in TFCon stands for Transformers, what's the F stand for?
Thinking about how the main Autobots in Hero/Animated could've included 2 female characters from the start and ended up with none.
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Thinking about how the main Autobots in Hero/Animated could've included 2 female characters from the start and ended up with none.