Laura Jean
@bomblebee.bsky.social
Illustrator, art director, project manager, animal lover, introvert determined to solve every problem.
Wait, why is Trump in office again? What happened to Kid President!?!?
#FindKidPresident #KidPresidentForPresident
#FindKidPresident #KidPresidentForPresident
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Wait, why is Trump in office again? What happened to Kid President!?!?
#FindKidPresident #KidPresidentForPresident
#FindKidPresident #KidPresidentForPresident
Thinking about how romance fantasy novels evolve around a very young female protagonist but it makes sense. Imagine being in your 40s and in a relationship with an immortal man.
"Darling Jymothy, pick up your SOCKS."
"Woman, I haven't had to pick up my socks for 800 years, I'M NOT STARTING NOW."
"Darling Jymothy, pick up your SOCKS."
"Woman, I haven't had to pick up my socks for 800 years, I'M NOT STARTING NOW."
June 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thinking about how romance fantasy novels evolve around a very young female protagonist but it makes sense. Imagine being in your 40s and in a relationship with an immortal man.
"Darling Jymothy, pick up your SOCKS."
"Woman, I haven't had to pick up my socks for 800 years, I'M NOT STARTING NOW."
"Darling Jymothy, pick up your SOCKS."
"Woman, I haven't had to pick up my socks for 800 years, I'M NOT STARTING NOW."
The Internet is a trap to keep Neurospicy people from becoming so productive we take over the world.
Back to staring at my little dopamine box.
Back to staring at my little dopamine box.
June 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The Internet is a trap to keep Neurospicy people from becoming so productive we take over the world.
Back to staring at my little dopamine box.
Back to staring at my little dopamine box.
Anyone I ever lived above has been forced to witness the evidence of my hidden neurospiciness through my bedroom routine; the steady sounds of footsteps as I wander from room to room for 45 minutes looking for things, being distracted by other things, forgetting what I was doing, and snacking....
March 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Anyone I ever lived above has been forced to witness the evidence of my hidden neurospiciness through my bedroom routine; the steady sounds of footsteps as I wander from room to room for 45 minutes looking for things, being distracted by other things, forgetting what I was doing, and snacking....
*tap tap*
This thing on?
So...
*Gestures around at everything*
This, amiright?
This thing on?
So...
*Gestures around at everything*
This, amiright?
January 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
*tap tap*
This thing on?
So...
*Gestures around at everything*
This, amiright?
This thing on?
So...
*Gestures around at everything*
This, amiright?
I had a donut at 1 pm. I have interacted with a LOT of people since then.
Not one of them told me I had a piece of donut stuck to the side of my mouth.
Not one.
Not one of them told me I had a piece of donut stuck to the side of my mouth.
Not one.
June 8, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I had a donut at 1 pm. I have interacted with a LOT of people since then.
Not one of them told me I had a piece of donut stuck to the side of my mouth.
Not one.
Not one of them told me I had a piece of donut stuck to the side of my mouth.
Not one.
Realizing I should start buying Polly Pockets because that's the only real estate I'll ever own.
March 25, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Realizing I should start buying Polly Pockets because that's the only real estate I'll ever own.
At the Thanksgiving buffet-
Mom: they have salad and salmon, did you see?
Me: I saw *continues spooning mashed potatoes on my plate*
Mom: they have salad and salmon, did you see?
Me: I saw *continues spooning mashed potatoes on my plate*
November 23, 2023 at 9:28 PM
At the Thanksgiving buffet-
Mom: they have salad and salmon, did you see?
Me: I saw *continues spooning mashed potatoes on my plate*
Mom: they have salad and salmon, did you see?
Me: I saw *continues spooning mashed potatoes on my plate*
So... When the Three Ghosts visit all 19 of the wealthy people who hold 90% of the United States' Wealth, and the disgustingly wealthy politicians who refuse to do their jobs or listen to the majority but still get paid somehow, do they, like, just laugh and go back to sleep?
November 20, 2023 at 10:05 PM
So... When the Three Ghosts visit all 19 of the wealthy people who hold 90% of the United States' Wealth, and the disgustingly wealthy politicians who refuse to do their jobs or listen to the majority but still get paid somehow, do they, like, just laugh and go back to sleep?
I don't mean to brag, but I DID win Catan for the fourth game night in a row....
September 20, 2023 at 2:45 PM
I don't mean to brag, but I DID win Catan for the fourth game night in a row....
I made a little gouache painting of Gunnar (and wee Violet, who passed not long before him so she could escort him across the rainbow bridge) for my coworker. It was a cathartic way of coming to terms with the loss of my big buddy.
September 17, 2023 at 3:36 PM
I made a little gouache painting of Gunnar (and wee Violet, who passed not long before him so she could escort him across the rainbow bridge) for my coworker. It was a cathartic way of coming to terms with the loss of my big buddy.
These hips don't lie, but they DO wake me up at 2am to complain about how long I was on my feet this week.
September 17, 2023 at 3:28 PM
These hips don't lie, but they DO wake me up at 2am to complain about how long I was on my feet this week.
I had the pleasure of creating this fun piece to commemorate a wonderful, Aliens-loving human being's new career in child therapy. I included a few of my favorite details. #aliens #alien #funny #illustration
September 9, 2023 at 1:09 AM
I had the pleasure of creating this fun piece to commemorate a wonderful, Aliens-loving human being's new career in child therapy. I included a few of my favorite details. #aliens #alien #funny #illustration
Starting ideation thumbnails for a Halloween card.
September 6, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Starting ideation thumbnails for a Halloween card.
Being in your late 30's means making construction equipment noises whenever you have to bend over to pick up something or get up out of a squat.
September 2, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Being in your late 30's means making construction equipment noises whenever you have to bend over to pick up something or get up out of a squat.
Just some warm up doodles!
August 30, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Just some warm up doodles!
I work part time at a pet store/groomers. The bather has been out so I've spent the last two days bathing and blow drying dogs all day and I'm so happy but also so tired.
August 25, 2023 at 8:52 PM
I work part time at a pet store/groomers. The bather has been out so I've spent the last two days bathing and blow drying dogs all day and I'm so happy but also so tired.
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Just a rough start on a character sheet nbd
August 11, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Just a rough start on a character sheet nbd
All of my plans were cancelled due to weather today, and I'm recovering from a sinus infection, so I've been binging LOST and working on simplified likenesses- something I need more practice in!
August 7, 2023 at 11:52 PM
All of my plans were cancelled due to weather today, and I'm recovering from a sinus infection, so I've been binging LOST and working on simplified likenesses- something I need more practice in!
Game night with a satellite....
August 6, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Game night with a satellite....
So far the Socratic method has only been helpful in allowing me to put WAY too much energy into one-sided, in-depth debates with Internet trolls.
Someone stop me. Please.
Someone stop me. Please.
August 6, 2023 at 12:18 AM
So far the Socratic method has only been helpful in allowing me to put WAY too much energy into one-sided, in-depth debates with Internet trolls.
Someone stop me. Please.
Someone stop me. Please.
I think I did a pretty good job capturing Linus's personality in these thumbnails... 🤣
August 5, 2023 at 12:01 AM
I think I did a pretty good job capturing Linus's personality in these thumbnails... 🤣
Reposted by Laura Jean
"I'm sorry I'm late, I met a cat."
Just in case you were wondering what being friends with me is like.
Just in case you were wondering what being friends with me is like.
August 3, 2023 at 11:12 PM
"I'm sorry I'm late, I met a cat."
Just in case you were wondering what being friends with me is like.
Just in case you were wondering what being friends with me is like.